1 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:31,724 Isn't this fascinating brushwork? 2 00:00:31,793 --> 00:00:34,206 Oh, no, please, don't touch. 3 00:00:34,275 --> 00:00:36,275 Oh, I'm sorry. 4 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:56,206 Man: ...Raining here in New York. 5 00:00:56,275 --> 00:01:01,310 Pittsburgh, clear, 74. Chicago, light rain, 79. 6 00:01:01,379 --> 00:01:04,620 St. Louis, cloudy, 82. 7 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:16,689 ♪ Any Wednesday 8 00:01:16,758 --> 00:01:20,551 ♪ love that Wednesday 9 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:24,482 ♪ seems the peak of every week ♪ 10 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:28,034 ♪ for me is Wednesday 11 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:33,379 ♪ it begins with the letters w-e ♪ 12 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:37,551 ♪ that means together for baby and me ♪ 13 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,551 ♪ when we surrender 14 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:44,862 ♪ the whole day together to love ♪ 15 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:48,689 ♪ one more letter 16 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:52,551 ♪ makes it better 17 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:56,379 ♪ tack a "d" upon the "we" 18 00:01:56,448 --> 00:02:00,137 ♪ and you get wed 19 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:04,034 ♪ that spells heaven 20 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:08,379 ♪ how's it sound to you? 21 00:02:08,448 --> 00:02:11,206 ♪ Name your Wednesday 22 00:02:11,275 --> 00:02:16,689 ♪ any Wednesday will do 23 00:02:16,758 --> 00:02:20,862 ♪ pick a Wednesday 24 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:24,862 ♪ any Wednesday 25 00:02:24,931 --> 00:02:30,965 ♪ will do 26 00:02:33,275 --> 00:02:36,206 Celia! Celia! 27 00:02:36,275 --> 00:02:38,034 Oh, hello there, miss. 28 00:02:38,103 --> 00:02:40,689 Would you come in here and help me, please? 29 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:42,241 Thank you very much. 30 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:45,206 Over here. Quick. 31 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:48,137 Here, please, over here. 32 00:02:48,206 --> 00:02:50,034 Mrs. John cleves, one moment, please. 33 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,172 Chicago calling. 34 00:02:51,241 --> 00:02:53,551 Chicago? But this is New York. 35 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,896 Never mind. Please. 36 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:57,517 Mrs. John cleves, one moment, please. 37 00:02:57,586 --> 00:02:59,551 Chicago calling. 38 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,448 Mrs. John cleves? One moment, please. 39 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:03,206 Chicago calling. 40 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:06,206 Hello, Dorothy. How are you, sweetheart? 41 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:07,689 Good. 42 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:09,034 Oh, not bad. 43 00:03:09,103 --> 00:03:11,034 I bought two companies, sold one. 44 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,517 And how was your day? 45 00:03:13,586 --> 00:03:15,379 How's the family? 46 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:18,206 I sure do miss those pesky kids. 47 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:19,551 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 48 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:21,551 How's the weather in short hills? 49 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,517 It's drizzling here. It's always raining in Chicago. 50 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:24,793 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 51 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:26,724 Hold on a minute, will you, please? 52 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:29,310 Would you mind very much not tsking? 53 00:03:29,379 --> 00:03:31,517 Oh, boy. 54 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,034 Or oh, boying? 55 00:03:34,103 --> 00:03:35,551 Hello? 56 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:38,206 It was just the bellboy with the papers. 57 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:40,206 Of course I love you, baby. 58 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:43,206 Why would one rainy day in Chicago change that? 59 00:03:43,275 --> 00:03:45,206 Yes, first plane in the morning. 60 00:03:45,275 --> 00:03:47,206 I'll be in the office by 11:00 61 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:49,344 if you need me for anything. 62 00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:51,689 Yes, I do. 63 00:03:51,758 --> 00:03:54,275 Good night, sweetheart. 64 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,724 That was your wife. 65 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:07,206 Yes, it was, and thank you so very much. 66 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:10,034 Celia? Celia? 67 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:13,000 Celia? 68 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:15,034 Celia. Celia. 69 00:04:15,103 --> 00:04:17,448 It's Wednesday, remember? 70 00:04:25,103 --> 00:04:28,724 Here, here, let me help you. 71 00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:29,896 Say, what are you doing 72 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,310 with Mr. Littlejohn's paintings? 73 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:34,310 Well, they're not Mr. Littlejohn's paintings. 74 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:36,793 They belong to the gallery where I work. 75 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:37,965 Mr. Littlejohn 76 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:39,586 just rented them for the evening. 77 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:40,758 Why, that old phony, 78 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:44,068 telling everyone he owns them. 79 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:46,068 Look, they're an armful now. 80 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:46,862 I'll get a taxi. 81 00:04:46,931 --> 00:04:48,379 Oh, no, no, no -- 82 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:49,724 no, I insist. 83 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:51,724 No, Mr. Cleves, I can manage. Thank you. 84 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,689 Ah. So you remember my name? 85 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:55,206 How can I forget? 86 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:57,206 Mrs. John cleves, Chicago calling. 87 00:04:57,275 --> 00:04:58,862 Taxi. 88 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:00,655 But I -- 89 00:05:23,827 --> 00:05:26,068 Thank you very much, Mr. Cleves, 90 00:05:26,137 --> 00:05:27,551 for helping me. 91 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:28,896 Good night. 92 00:05:28,965 --> 00:05:31,241 Well, don't I even get a drink? 93 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:33,896 Well, whatever for? 94 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:35,586 Whatever for? 95 00:05:35,655 --> 00:05:39,068 For a 35-cent cab ride and a 65-cent tip, 96 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,586 that's whatever for. 97 00:05:40,655 --> 00:05:42,931 Have you any idea what time it is? 98 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,896 You forget. In Chicago, it's an hour earlier. 99 00:05:45,965 --> 00:05:49,000 Oh. Uh... 100 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,586 If, uh, 101 00:05:53,655 --> 00:05:56,586 if I give you one drink, will you promise to go? 102 00:05:56,655 --> 00:06:00,586 I can lie to my wife, my darling, but not to you. 103 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:02,655 Yes, I promise I'll go. 104 00:06:04,551 --> 00:06:08,241 Actually, I'm not even sure we have any liquor. 105 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:11,413 Ah, it's very nice. Yes. 106 00:06:11,482 --> 00:06:14,206 Hey, did you rent these from the gallery? 107 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:17,206 Shh. I've got two roommates asleep. 108 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:24,241 Let's see, I remember we chipped in 109 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:26,586 for a bottle of scotch two weeks ago. 110 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:28,517 I hope there's some left. 111 00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:30,068 Oh, there must be. 112 00:06:30,137 --> 00:06:32,068 I mean, three of you couldn't have killed 113 00:06:32,137 --> 00:06:35,206 a whole bottle of scotch in only two weeks. 114 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:40,931 Thank you. 115 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,551 Well, why do you look at me that way? 116 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,068 I'm only slightly drunk. 117 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,068 And slightly unfaithful. 118 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:49,068 Only on wednesdays. 119 00:06:49,137 --> 00:06:51,379 Really? Why only on wednesdays? 120 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:52,758 Thank you. 121 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:54,758 Because that is the day of the week 122 00:06:54,827 --> 00:06:57,758 I go out of town on my business trips. 123 00:06:57,827 --> 00:07:02,586 The same way, I suppose, you wentto Chicago today. 124 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,931 Exactly. The same way I went to St. Louis last week 125 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,896 and Milwaukee the week before that. 126 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:12,241 Next Wednesday, I'm going to Atlanta. 127 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:15,241 Have you ever been to Atlanta? 128 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,241 No, Mr. Cleves. 129 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,241 Would you like to go to Atlanta? 130 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:20,724 No, Mr. Cleves. 131 00:07:20,793 --> 00:07:22,241 Why not? 132 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:23,896 Well, that poor woman 133 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,896 sitting all alone in the suburbs... 134 00:07:25,965 --> 00:07:27,896 Oh, I assure you she's very happy 135 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:29,931 and unsuspicious. 136 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,931 Six days out of seven, I am the model mate. 137 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,896 Now, how many husbands can make that claim? 138 00:07:35,965 --> 00:07:37,413 Husbands. 139 00:07:37,482 --> 00:07:38,896 In vino veritas. 140 00:07:38,965 --> 00:07:40,413 How's that? 141 00:07:40,482 --> 00:07:44,413 In wine, truth. It's beginner's Latin. 142 00:07:44,482 --> 00:07:47,413 Oh. Oh, well, how would I know about that? 143 00:07:47,482 --> 00:07:50,068 Yes, I was a soph in high school 144 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,103 when I lied about my age to get into the marines. 145 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:56,068 I lie to everybody, you know, not only my wife. 146 00:07:56,137 --> 00:07:58,068 After the war, 147 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:01,000 I didn't bother going back to hackensack high. 148 00:08:01,068 --> 00:08:04,068 Consequently, I did not become a millionaire 149 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:09,068 until I was almost 28 years old. 150 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:11,931 Sad, isn't it? 151 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,586 Your wife on the phone sounded sort of... 152 00:08:15,655 --> 00:08:17,896 Well, go ahead. Say it. Cultured? 153 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,241 Yeah. 154 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,896 Yes, yes, well, 155 00:08:20,965 --> 00:08:22,896 we're a great entry, Dorothy and me. 156 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:25,068 She's cultured, and I'm ruthless. 157 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,482 Speaking of ruthlessness... 158 00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:33,620 How about Atlanta next week? 159 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:37,586 Well, why do we have to wait 160 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:39,551 until next Wednesday, Mr. Cleves? 161 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,586 I mean, here we are, 162 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,551 all settled and comfortable in Chicago, 163 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:46,137 and it's raining out. 164 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,413 And there's still a couple of drinks 165 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:53,172 left in the bottle. 166 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:59,068 What about your roommates? Heavy sleepers? 167 00:08:59,137 --> 00:09:01,482 No, you don't have to worry about them. 168 00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:03,068 Come here. 169 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:06,482 You wait in there. I'll only be a minute. 170 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:30,655 [ Door locks ] 171 00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:08,275 No, Mr. Cleves, 172 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:11,172 not this Wednesday or any other Wednesday. 173 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:20,586 Three months hasn't changed my mind, Mr. Cleves. 174 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:22,689 No, thank you. 175 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,275 No, Mr. Cleves, 176 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:31,172 you have a wife in short hills, New Jersey. 177 00:10:34,827 --> 00:10:38,172 [ Rings ] 178 00:10:40,517 --> 00:10:42,620 Well, is she on her lunch hour? 179 00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,620 Lunch hour? She's in the hospital. 180 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:47,103 In the hospital? Why wasn't I informed? 181 00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:48,586 Are you a relative? 182 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,758 No. 183 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:50,931 Close friend? 184 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,103 No. 185 00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:53,275 A creditor? 186 00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:54,793 I am John cleves, 187 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,758 and I want to know where miss Gordon... 188 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:58,275 You're the John cleves 189 00:10:58,344 --> 00:11:00,517 who's on the cover of timethis week, right? 190 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:02,034 Yeah. Well, next week, 191 00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:04,103 there will be someone else on the cover. 192 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,620 Now, what hospital -- 193 00:11:05,689 --> 00:11:07,586 Ellen has been talking about you steadily 194 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:09,103 for a solid year. 195 00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:11,620 She says you're the most terrible, awful man, 196 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:13,620 but she's very, very fond of you. 197 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:16,103 Oh? Well, so is time. Now, what hospital -- 198 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,620 I'm not a doctor, 199 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,620 but I think that this split feeling 200 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:22,448 that Ellen has about you has given her the hepatitis. 201 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,310 Well, where is she having it? 202 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:27,689 Now, for the last time, what hospital? 203 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,103 I don't care what the rules are. 204 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:33,103 I want to see miss Gordon. 205 00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,620 Woman: I'm sorry, sir. 206 00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:36,758 Visiting hours are from 1:00 to 3:00. 207 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:38,275 Miss Sullivan, 208 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,241 what is your function here at the hospital? 209 00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:42,620 I am in complete charge of all nurses, 210 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,103 registered or in training, and furthermore -- 211 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,103 miss Sullivan, last year I donated $35,000 212 00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:49,931 to this hospital's building fund. 213 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,965 It's just possible that you may be back 214 00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:54,275 to bedpans very shortly. 215 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:55,862 Miss Sullivan. 216 00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:05,172 You should look that good. 217 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:09,931 Miss Sullivan's been so sweet to me. 218 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,793 You shouldn't have threatened her. 219 00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:13,827 Listen, just this morning 220 00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,793 I threatened the presidents of two banks, 221 00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:18,275 the mayor of a large city, and the chairman 222 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,275 of the interstate commerce commission. 223 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,275 I'm just tapering off with miss Sullivan. 224 00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:23,793 Did you really donate -- 225 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:26,517 of course not. I wouldn't dream of it. 226 00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:28,620 Say, how long have you been here? 227 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:31,931 A month, but I should be going home next week. 228 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,965 A month? I could have come to see you. 229 00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:37,448 Oh, no, I didn't want anybody to see me. 230 00:12:37,517 --> 00:12:38,931 I've been so yellow. 231 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,034 Yellow, miss Gordon, 232 00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,103 happens to be my favorite color. 233 00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:45,620 I've just ordered two dozen yellow roses. 234 00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,931 They should be here any minute. 235 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,758 Oh, you shouldn't have done that. 236 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:51,758 I don't like flowers, 237 00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:53,931 real ones, anyway. 238 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,448 See, I don't like to watch them die. 239 00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:59,758 Sort of -- well, you know what I mean. 240 00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:01,689 No. 241 00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:05,793 Well, see, I have plastic ones at home, 242 00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:08,793 that way I don't have to watch them die. 243 00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:11,275 Then I can have chrysanthemums in July 244 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,724 and jonquils in winter. 245 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,931 Yeah, I buy them at bloomingdale's 246 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,620 and tie them on. 247 00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:21,275 But flowers cheer up a room. 248 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,620 Oh, not for me, they don't. 249 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:26,620 I'd like a room full of balloons. 250 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,620 Now, that would be gay, wouldn't it? 251 00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:30,620 I don't answer questions like that 252 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,620 without my lawyer at my side, 253 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:35,103 and speaking of lawyers, may I use your phone? 254 00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,448 Surely. 255 00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:37,965 How are your roommates? 256 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,931 I'm not really interested, you know? 257 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,931 I'm just making conversation. 258 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,965 Oh, well, one of them got married, 259 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,275 and the other one joined the peace corps. 260 00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:48,275 Now, that's what I call diversification. 261 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,586 Woman: Operator. 262 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,931 Gramercy 3-6598, please. 263 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,551 [ Sobs ] 264 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,103 Hold it. Hold it. 265 00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,448 Cancel that call, will you, please? 266 00:13:57,517 --> 00:14:01,379 Did I say something to offend you? 267 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,586 No, I'm just -- I'm losing my apartment. 268 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,620 It's going co-op, 269 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,620 and they want $32,000 for it, 270 00:14:09,689 --> 00:14:13,275 and I really love that crazy place. 271 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:15,586 Well, $32,000 doesn't seem too high 272 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,586 for a co-op these days. 273 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,103 Not too high? 274 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:22,103 Where am I going to get $32,000? 275 00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:25,793 I have $164 in the bank, 276 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:29,103 and I can't even find my bankbook. 277 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:32,620 Uh, $32,000 would be high for me, 278 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:35,275 for anyone, the way taxes are, 279 00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:37,448 but it wouldn't be too high 280 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,172 for my corporation. 281 00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:42,793 If my corporation bought your apartment, 282 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:45,586 it would become an executive suite 283 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,620 and tax deductible. 284 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:49,586 Well, how does that help me? 285 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,103 It would help you 286 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,724 because you could go right on living in it. 287 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,275 And pay rent to the corporation? 288 00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:59,448 Heh heh. Not exactly. 289 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:02,448 And you wouldn't have to have roommates. 290 00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:04,448 You could have it all to yourself, 291 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:07,551 except, of course, on wednesdays. 292 00:15:09,482 --> 00:15:11,620 Out! Out of this room! 293 00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:13,655 Now just a minute, miss Gordon. 294 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:16,310 Ellen, you know you're fond of me. 295 00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,137 I can feel it. 296 00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:22,137 Where on earth did you get -- 297 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,655 what does that have to do with it? 298 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,448 I mean, you're a married man, Mr. Cleves. 299 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:29,448 John. 300 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,551 Darling. 301 00:15:34,206 --> 00:15:36,931 And I'm very fond of you, darling. 302 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 You're still married. 303 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:42,448 Things are different now with Dorothy and me. 304 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:44,793 In fact, the only reason we're staying together 305 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,827 is because of the children. 306 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,137 Sometimes, I think, what's the sense 307 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:53,310 in two people sticking together when... 308 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:56,793 And then when I walk into the children's bedroom, 309 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,793 and when I see them asleep 310 00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:00,310 with their little hands 311 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:04,965 flung over their little heads, I... 312 00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:08,827 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not a homebreaker. 313 00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:12,137 Well, I haven't had any practice, 314 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,448 and I haven't got the equipment. 315 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:15,793 Ellen. 316 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,793 No, you've got to go. 317 00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:20,379 My temperature's gone way up. 318 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:23,310 Goodbye, darling. 319 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:26,310 Goodbye. 320 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:31,137 I want to thank you 321 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:33,655 for coming to the hospital every day this week 322 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:36,137 and reading to me and talking to me. 323 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,310 Ellen. 324 00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:38,793 No, John. 325 00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:40,896 This is goodbye. 326 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,137 [ Screams ] 327 00:17:47,206 --> 00:17:49,034 Oh, John. 328 00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,137 Mrs. John cleves? 329 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,620 One moment, please. Kansas City calling. 330 00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:08,827 Man: Milwaukee, clear, 62. 331 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:12,310 Omaha, Nebraska, heavy rains continuing. 332 00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,965 Oh, it's miserable, miserable. 333 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,965 They say it's the rainiest Autumn 334 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,965 they've had in Omaha in the last 20 years. 335 00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:22,137 Buffalo, clear, 36. 336 00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:25,000 Toronto, cloudy, 2 below zero. 337 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,620 Mrs. John cleves? One moment, please. 338 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,482 Toronto calling. 339 00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:33,793 Hello, Dorothy, how are you? 340 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,482 Detroit, clear, 61. 341 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:40,137 Chicago, partly cloudy, 59. 342 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,620 Mrs. John cleves? One moment, please. 343 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,724 Chicago calling. 344 00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:17,379 Good morning, darling. I'm out of the shower. 345 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,000 Can't you do anything about those sleeves? 346 00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:41,137 No, that's the way they're supposed to be. 347 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:43,137 You said you bought it 348 00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:45,655 because you thought they were so graceful. 349 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:58,137 Has the milkman said anything to you? 350 00:19:58,206 --> 00:19:59,655 About those sleeves? 351 00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,655 No, no. Does he think it's funny, 352 00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:03,965 you know, milk every day of the week, 353 00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:06,344 cream only on Thursday? 354 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:09,448 He hasn't said a word to me about it. 355 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:11,689 Hmm. 356 00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:13,689 Of course, it's only been two years. 357 00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:16,758 Maybe he's thinking how to phrase it. 358 00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:23,758 What's the matter? 359 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,344 It's my birthday. 360 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:32,413 Oh, no. It completely slipped my mind. 361 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:35,413 Ha. 362 00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:40,068 Look in my pocket. 363 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,689 Oh, John. 364 00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:46,068 No, no, no, the other one. 365 00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:53,344 Happy birthday, baby. 366 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:55,655 John, I didn't expect anything. 367 00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:58,241 I didn't -- 368 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,793 oh, it's absolutely, 369 00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:06,793 positively just right for you. 370 00:21:06,862 --> 00:21:08,793 I knew it would be. 371 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,689 How could you go wrong? 372 00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,689 Well, cartier's did a hell of a job. 373 00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:14,655 They designed it especially for US. 374 00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:15,965 You didn't notice 375 00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:17,862 the way they worked in the blo-cold trademark? 376 00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:21,586 You can't see it unless you look for it. 377 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:26,344 It may be you'll have to let the agency use it, 378 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:29,827 if they do another blo-cold refrigerator commercial. 379 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:32,827 I'll never take it off... 380 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:35,172 When I have it. 381 00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:38,517 If the agency can spare it, 382 00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:42,862 I'll be buried in it. 383 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:45,689 It's your birthday. You're a child. 384 00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:47,689 Can't we do without this burial business? 385 00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:52,689 [ Whining ] No, I'm not a child. 386 00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:54,655 John, you just don't understand. 387 00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:57,655 It's so horrible to be... 388 00:21:57,724 --> 00:21:59,206 30. 389 00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:02,655 Sweetheart, sweetheart, you're still in kindergarten. 390 00:22:02,724 --> 00:22:04,655 Now, look at me. Look. 391 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:08,344 I'm -- well, whatever I am, 392 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:11,172 and I still think of myself as 22, 393 00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:13,827 and you're 18, 394 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:16,758 and that's the end of the subject. 395 00:22:18,724 --> 00:22:20,172 You're sweet, John. 396 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:22,241 Sure. Sure, I am. 397 00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:31,689 John? 398 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:35,344 What made you pick exactly 18 for me? 399 00:22:35,413 --> 00:22:37,586 On the advice of my attorney. 400 00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:41,068 Anything under is statutory rape. 401 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,655 I have another present for you. 402 00:22:48,724 --> 00:22:51,172 Where? 403 00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:52,827 Where is it? 404 00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:56,517 Right here. Me for the day. 405 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,000 I can't believe it. 406 00:22:58,068 --> 00:23:00,000 Well, it wasn't easy. I told the office 407 00:23:00,068 --> 00:23:01,965 I'm still officially out of town, 408 00:23:02,034 --> 00:23:06,000 duluth, I think it is, where it is 84 and humid. 409 00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,517 I love you so. 410 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:10,172 Oh, we've never had a whole day. 411 00:23:10,241 --> 00:23:12,172 We've never had a whole day, 412 00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:14,758 just little pieces of Wednesday. 413 00:23:20,241 --> 00:23:21,689 Well, it's your day. 414 00:23:21,758 --> 00:23:24,000 What would you like to do with it? 415 00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:26,172 We can just be like people, 416 00:23:26,241 --> 00:23:28,689 and we don't have to stay locked up here. 417 00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:30,689 I'm so excited, I can't stand it. 418 00:23:30,758 --> 00:23:33,655 Let's go to coney island and ride the roller coaster. 419 00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:35,172 It's your day. 420 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:38,655 What would you like to do with it? 421 00:23:38,724 --> 00:23:41,689 Oh, I know. 422 00:23:41,758 --> 00:23:44,655 I know. Let's go to the Lincoln center. 423 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,310 There's a chopin concert. 424 00:23:46,379 --> 00:23:47,482 Hmm. 425 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,896 You don't like chopin? 426 00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:51,344 I love chopin, but not at the Lincoln center. 427 00:23:51,413 --> 00:23:54,655 Dorothy's on the board of directors. 428 00:23:58,241 --> 00:24:00,758 Hey, you know what would be fun? 429 00:24:00,827 --> 00:24:02,827 We could go to the shea stadium. 430 00:24:02,896 --> 00:24:05,034 The mets are in town. 431 00:24:05,103 --> 00:24:07,517 Dorothy is on the board of directors there, too? 432 00:24:07,586 --> 00:24:10,034 No, but Dorothy and I have a season's box 433 00:24:10,103 --> 00:24:13,068 right behind the dugout. The mets shock easy. 434 00:24:16,896 --> 00:24:19,344 You know what we can do? 435 00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:21,379 We can have lunch on the terrace 436 00:24:21,448 --> 00:24:23,310 of the central park zoo. 437 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:26,275 Who could we possibly shock at the zoo? 438 00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:29,172 It's not that. I'm recognized, 439 00:24:29,241 --> 00:24:32,172 that spread in time two years ago 440 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,655 and last month in newsweek. 441 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,689 Wherever I go now, people come up 442 00:24:36,758 --> 00:24:38,655 and ask me to autograph money. 443 00:24:38,724 --> 00:24:40,689 I better call the office. 444 00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:42,655 I don't trust that new secretary. 445 00:24:42,724 --> 00:24:44,172 I know what. 446 00:24:44,241 --> 00:24:46,172 We'll have a picnic in the garden. 447 00:24:46,241 --> 00:24:50,172 The gladiola are blooming, courtesy of bloomingdale's. 448 00:24:50,241 --> 00:24:52,655 Miss linsley? 449 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,689 No, I'm not in Cleveland. 450 00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:56,655 No, I'm not at the airport. 451 00:24:56,724 --> 00:24:58,689 I'm at the executive suite. 452 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:01,275 Oh, Mr. Cleves, I'm so glad you called 453 00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:03,344 because you're late for your appointment. 454 00:25:03,413 --> 00:25:04,724 What appointment? 455 00:25:04,793 --> 00:25:07,172 I told you to make no appointments for today. 456 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:08,689 This is Thursday. 457 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,172 Oh, but, Mr. Cleves, 458 00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:12,206 I thought you said next Thursday. 459 00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:15,206 The ambassador has been waiting for 15 minutes. 460 00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:18,724 Oh! Mr. Cleves, you'll be glad to know 461 00:25:18,793 --> 00:25:20,862 that I got those theater tickets 462 00:25:20,931 --> 00:25:22,862 Mrs. Cleves asked me to get. 463 00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,379 For when? 464 00:25:24,448 --> 00:25:26,551 Well, for tonight, Mr. Cleves. 465 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:29,689 What? Call Mrs. Cleves at home. 466 00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:31,379 I can't, Mr. Cleves. 467 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,517 She's already left short hills, 468 00:25:33,586 --> 00:25:35,034 and, Mr. Cleves, 469 00:25:35,103 --> 00:25:37,034 you haven't forgotten, have you? 470 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:39,034 You have a luncheon appointment 471 00:25:39,103 --> 00:25:41,206 with Mr. Rezni of persian oil, 472 00:25:41,275 --> 00:25:43,206 and then after lunch, two appointments -- 473 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,206 miss linsley! Will you do something for me? 474 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:48,724 Sit up straight, clasp your hands at your desk, 475 00:25:48,793 --> 00:25:50,724 and don't move until I get there. 476 00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:53,206 No appointments I said. Did you hear that? 477 00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:56,275 And a luncheon date and two after that, too. 478 00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:00,206 John, that's the whole day. 479 00:26:00,275 --> 00:26:03,931 I know, baby, and I'm just as disappointed as you are. 480 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,689 I know you are. 481 00:26:05,758 --> 00:26:08,379 Oh, John, I love you. 482 00:26:08,448 --> 00:26:11,034 It was a beautiful thought. 483 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:14,206 We'll try again next year. 484 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:15,862 We still have tonight. 485 00:26:15,931 --> 00:26:18,206 Oh, John, I forgot about that. 486 00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,206 We've never had two nights in a row. 487 00:26:20,275 --> 00:26:21,206 Baby... 488 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:22,724 As I was saying, 489 00:26:22,793 --> 00:26:24,724 we've never had two nights in a row. 490 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,724 But didn't you hear? Thanks to miss linsley, 491 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,758 Dorothy has theater tickets for tonight. 492 00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:30,793 Well, that's okay. 493 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,034 How is Dorothy? 494 00:26:35,103 --> 00:26:36,206 She's fine. 495 00:26:36,275 --> 00:26:37,689 And Johnny? Debbie? 496 00:26:37,758 --> 00:26:39,206 Fine. 497 00:26:39,275 --> 00:26:41,724 Both: They're all fine. 498 00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:44,206 Gosh, when I think of those kids 499 00:26:44,275 --> 00:26:45,724 with their little arms 500 00:26:45,793 --> 00:26:48,275 flung over their little heads... 501 00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:50,724 That's a beautiful thought, John. Hold it. 502 00:26:58,103 --> 00:27:00,931 I hate to think of you alone here. 503 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,896 I'm not alone. 504 00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:05,931 I've got my goldfish, and you're always with me. 505 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,379 Goodbye, John. See you next Wednesday. 506 00:27:08,448 --> 00:27:10,379 Miss linsley is the cousin 507 00:27:10,448 --> 00:27:12,379 of Dorothy's roommate at Bryn mawr. 508 00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:16,275 I can't fire her, but I can kill her. 509 00:28:18,137 --> 00:28:19,965 Taxi. 510 00:28:22,758 --> 00:28:24,689 Mind if I get out first? 511 00:28:24,758 --> 00:28:26,689 What do I owe you? 512 00:28:26,758 --> 00:28:28,206 65 cents. 513 00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:30,724 All right. Let's see... 514 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,206 In New York, we usually say "keep the change." 515 00:28:33,275 --> 00:28:34,724 It saves time. 516 00:28:34,793 --> 00:28:37,689 Oh. Your time or my time? 517 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,793 Give me a dime back. 518 00:28:42,758 --> 00:28:44,034 Thanks, buddy. 519 00:28:44,103 --> 00:28:45,620 Yeah. 520 00:28:49,931 --> 00:28:51,379 Madison and 47th. 521 00:28:51,448 --> 00:28:53,793 That's funny. I just come from there. 522 00:29:15,448 --> 00:29:18,448 [ Crying ] 523 00:30:17,965 --> 00:30:21,724 Hello there. 524 00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:24,413 Honey? 525 00:30:24,482 --> 00:30:26,586 Hey, come on now, honey, 526 00:30:26,655 --> 00:30:29,034 take a deep breath and pull yourself together. 527 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:31,379 Aah! 528 00:30:31,448 --> 00:30:32,724 Who are you? 529 00:30:32,793 --> 00:30:34,241 You poor kid. 530 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:37,206 You really had a rough night last night, didn't you? 531 00:30:37,275 --> 00:30:38,827 Aah. 532 00:30:41,482 --> 00:30:43,379 Hey, hey, I'm not going to hurt you. 533 00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:44,724 Who are you? 534 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,758 My name is cass Henderson, 535 00:30:46,827 --> 00:30:49,068 and miss linsley said with the convention in town -- 536 00:30:49,137 --> 00:30:50,413 miss linsley? 537 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:52,931 Yeah. She said I'd probably never get a room, 538 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,379 and Mr. Cleves would want me to be comfortable. 539 00:30:55,448 --> 00:30:56,379 Mr... 540 00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:57,827 Henderson. 541 00:30:57,896 --> 00:30:59,758 Henderson. I'm sure the company would be eager 542 00:30:59,827 --> 00:31:01,689 to accommodate you, but I don't -- 543 00:31:01,758 --> 00:31:03,758 accommodate me? 544 00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:07,241 Oh, look, miss, I know you have to say that, 545 00:31:07,310 --> 00:31:11,137 but I didn't get much sleep last night. 546 00:31:12,724 --> 00:31:14,896 Oh, no offense. You're a very pretty girl. 547 00:31:14,965 --> 00:31:16,413 Mr. Henderson. 548 00:31:16,482 --> 00:31:19,379 Putting your little brother through school or something? 549 00:31:19,448 --> 00:31:21,931 [ Crying ] 550 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,896 You're kind of emotional for this business, aren't you? 551 00:31:24,965 --> 00:31:26,724 A girl like you, young, strong, 552 00:31:26,793 --> 00:31:28,068 you can do anything. 553 00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:30,103 Everybody has to make a living, 554 00:31:30,172 --> 00:31:32,586 but you could be a receptionist, a file clerk. 555 00:31:32,655 --> 00:31:36,241 You must go. You're invading the privacy of my home. 556 00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:38,586 Oh. I thought this was the executive suite. 557 00:31:38,655 --> 00:31:41,931 It is the executive suite, but it isn't. 558 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,896 Miss linsley said it was the executive suite. 559 00:31:44,965 --> 00:31:46,896 Well, miss linsley is new. 560 00:31:46,965 --> 00:31:48,896 She thinks it's the executive suite. 561 00:31:48,965 --> 00:31:51,241 She doesn't know that it isn't. 562 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,241 Look, if you live here, 563 00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:55,241 and this is company property, 564 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:59,413 what are you doing living on company property? 565 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,310 It's a special arrangement. 566 00:32:01,379 --> 00:32:02,896 Huh? 567 00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:04,517 Like a scholarship. 568 00:32:04,586 --> 00:32:05,931 Oh. 569 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,517 Oh, a Grant, like the Ford foundation. 570 00:32:09,586 --> 00:32:12,551 More like a fulbright. 571 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:14,068 Now you must go. 572 00:32:14,137 --> 00:32:16,068 I have to get out of my sleeves 573 00:32:16,137 --> 00:32:18,068 and clean up this mess. 574 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,586 Oh, okay, I'm going. 575 00:32:19,655 --> 00:32:21,586 Would you mind if I used your telephone 576 00:32:21,655 --> 00:32:24,551 to call a buddy of mine, see if he'll take me in? 577 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:25,896 Must you? 578 00:32:25,965 --> 00:32:27,413 Thank you very much. 579 00:32:27,482 --> 00:32:29,965 Oh, go ahead and get out of your sleeves. 580 00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:32,068 Go ahead. I won't take a thing. 581 00:32:32,137 --> 00:32:36,655 Well, you better be gone when I come out. 582 00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:44,310 Nice meeting you. 583 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,482 My pleasure, miss... 584 00:32:48,965 --> 00:32:55,689 Operator? Akron, Ohio, 973-9330. 585 00:33:04,586 --> 00:33:06,241 Uh, Betty. 586 00:33:06,310 --> 00:33:09,413 Hi, hon. Yeah. Put me on with my brother, will you? 587 00:33:09,482 --> 00:33:14,068 I can't hang on to this phone. Yeah. 588 00:33:14,137 --> 00:33:16,758 [ Whistling ] 589 00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:19,758 George. George, you know where I am? 590 00:33:19,827 --> 00:33:24,724 I'm in the executive suite of cleves incorporated. 591 00:33:24,793 --> 00:33:26,758 Never mind how, George. 592 00:33:26,827 --> 00:33:29,758 No, no, cleves isn't here, but somebody else is, 593 00:33:29,827 --> 00:33:33,241 a girl, lives here on a special arrangement. 594 00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:35,241 Getting out of her sleeves. 595 00:33:35,310 --> 00:33:37,413 Sleeves! Shut up and listen a minute, 596 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:38,758 will you, George? 597 00:33:38,827 --> 00:33:40,758 Now, she says it's like a scholarship. 598 00:33:40,827 --> 00:33:42,758 Now, you know what that means. 599 00:33:42,827 --> 00:33:46,241 Well, it means somebody's keeping her, right, George? 600 00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:49,758 So if I hang around, maybe I can find out who. 601 00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:52,758 It must be somebody big in the company. 602 00:33:52,827 --> 00:33:55,068 Who knows? She might know cleves himself. 603 00:33:59,724 --> 00:34:01,517 Look, brother, this is last chance, 604 00:34:01,586 --> 00:34:03,586 desperate time. Now, we haven't been able 605 00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:05,586 to get to the bandit any other way -- 606 00:34:05,655 --> 00:34:07,896 and you're the fourth old buddy I've called. 607 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:10,448 Sure, I understand. Not a room in town. 608 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:12,000 Out! 609 00:34:12,068 --> 00:34:14,413 That miss linsley sure was right. 610 00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:16,448 All the hotels are booked solid. 611 00:34:16,517 --> 00:34:20,931 Mr. Henderson, why don't you just go away? 612 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,758 Oh, I'm going. I'm going, 613 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:25,758 but one of the guys is going to call me back here. 614 00:34:25,827 --> 00:34:28,310 You'll let me wait on my call, won't you? 615 00:34:28,379 --> 00:34:30,758 Couldn't you go somewhere and call your friend back? 616 00:34:30,827 --> 00:34:32,758 There's a sweet little booth 617 00:34:32,827 --> 00:34:35,241 at the end of the block with big windows. 618 00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:37,758 Now, look, miss, uh... 619 00:34:37,827 --> 00:34:41,413 Say, why don't you sit down and just relax 620 00:34:41,482 --> 00:34:43,413 and read a magazine? 621 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,413 And tell you what I'll do. 622 00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:48,482 I'll clean up that mess while I'm waiting. 623 00:34:52,344 --> 00:34:55,413 I'll clean up my own mess. Thank you. 624 00:34:58,827 --> 00:35:01,862 Hey, honey, that's not nice. 625 00:35:01,931 --> 00:35:04,931 I said I would clean up my own mess! 626 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,931 And I said that's not nice! 627 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,931 I'll scream! Aah! 628 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,931 How do you do? I'm Mrs. Cleves. 629 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,275 Well, how do you do? I'm cass Henderson. 630 00:35:14,344 --> 00:35:16,275 I'm so sorry to disturb you. 631 00:35:16,344 --> 00:35:17,758 I didn't know. 632 00:35:17,827 --> 00:35:20,034 Miss linsley didn't mention anything -- oh, dear! 633 00:35:20,103 --> 00:35:23,103 We all get a little weak in this weather. 634 00:35:23,172 --> 00:35:25,689 Shouldn't we get your wife a glass of water? 635 00:35:25,758 --> 00:35:27,482 Wife? 636 00:35:27,551 --> 00:35:29,448 I've never been here before. 637 00:35:29,517 --> 00:35:30,655 It belongs to my husband's company, 638 00:35:30,724 --> 00:35:31,965 the executive suite. 639 00:35:32,034 --> 00:35:33,965 Of course, you know that, don't you? 640 00:35:34,034 --> 00:35:36,310 Do you come to New York often? 641 00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:37,793 Well, I haven't -- 642 00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:39,827 where do you usually stay? 643 00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:41,827 I prefer the Sherry-netherland myself -- 644 00:35:41,896 --> 00:35:43,827 oh, of course, you stay here, don't you? 645 00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:46,965 After all, that's what it's for. 646 00:35:47,034 --> 00:35:49,172 I suppose you're wondering why I'm here, 647 00:35:49,241 --> 00:35:50,620 as well you might. 648 00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:52,758 I wanted to catch John before he left. 649 00:35:52,827 --> 00:35:57,758 Oh! Just keep sipping, dear. 650 00:35:57,827 --> 00:35:59,758 You saw my husband, didn't you? 651 00:35:59,827 --> 00:36:01,724 I must have just missed him. 652 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:04,275 See, last week, I came in town to shop, 653 00:36:04,344 --> 00:36:08,965 must have been Wednesday because John was in Chicago. 654 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,931 At any rate, I saw this coat at maximillian's, 655 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,275 and I haven't been able to sleep since. 656 00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:17,137 I've never coveted anything in my life -- 657 00:36:17,206 --> 00:36:21,793 I adore church candlesticks, such a sense of history. 658 00:36:21,862 --> 00:36:24,103 So I dash back to maximillian's this morning. 659 00:36:24,172 --> 00:36:26,551 They reduced it for me. 660 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:29,758 Floribundas and heliotrope. 661 00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:35,310 Now that's charming... 662 00:36:35,379 --> 00:36:37,758 More than I can say for the rest of this place. 663 00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:39,068 So I left a deposit 664 00:36:39,137 --> 00:36:41,482 and dashed over to the office to fetch John, 665 00:36:41,551 --> 00:36:43,413 but his secretary miss linsley 666 00:36:43,482 --> 00:36:45,413 told me he'd stopped off here. 667 00:36:45,482 --> 00:36:48,413 I hadn't the slightest notion there was an executive suite. 668 00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,896 Well, that's John, so much on his mind. 669 00:36:50,965 --> 00:36:54,931 So I dashed up, and here I am, 670 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000 and, well, I must admit, thoroughly appalled -- 671 00:36:58,068 --> 00:37:00,689 overdone, diffuse, bizarre. 672 00:37:00,758 --> 00:37:03,068 Obviously done by someone insecure. 673 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,310 Probably cost a fortune, too. 674 00:37:05,379 --> 00:37:06,896 [ Groans ] 675 00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:08,896 She's starving for air. 676 00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,413 Coffee might help. 677 00:37:10,482 --> 00:37:13,689 Coffee...might...help. 678 00:37:13,758 --> 00:37:16,068 Very sensible of you, dear. 679 00:37:16,137 --> 00:37:17,724 Breathe deeply. 680 00:37:17,793 --> 00:37:20,241 [ Inhaling ] 681 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:22,241 Are you feeling any better? 682 00:37:22,310 --> 00:37:24,758 Color seems to be coming back a bit -- 683 00:37:24,827 --> 00:37:27,241 I'll never get used to these bifocals. 684 00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:29,241 Tried contact lenses, but John found 685 00:37:29,310 --> 00:37:31,758 the glint in my eye too disturbing. 686 00:37:31,827 --> 00:37:33,758 I couldn't find any coffee, 687 00:37:33,827 --> 00:37:35,758 but this is a kind of stimulant. 688 00:37:35,827 --> 00:37:37,241 Oh, champagne. How charming. 689 00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:38,551 [ Pop ] 690 00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:40,586 Oh. I adore that sound. 691 00:37:40,655 --> 00:37:42,896 It reminds me of midnight sailings. 692 00:37:42,965 --> 00:37:44,758 So festive. 693 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:47,241 My wife's got a real thing about champagne. 694 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:49,413 Can't get enough of the stuff. 695 00:37:49,482 --> 00:37:51,896 Say, darling, how about if I get some glasses, 696 00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,931 then Mrs. Cleves can join US, huh? 697 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,965 Oh, how nice, a party, a surprise party. 698 00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:02,137 Champagne this time of day. 699 00:38:02,206 --> 00:38:04,482 I feel so wicked. 700 00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:06,448 My, wasn't that quick? 701 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:07,827 Here we go. 702 00:38:07,896 --> 00:38:09,827 Whenever John and I went to Europe, 703 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:13,310 we lavished ourselves with magnums of champagne. 704 00:38:13,379 --> 00:38:14,620 Of course, it's been years 705 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:17,965 since I've been anywhere. John loathes traveling. 706 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:21,310 Goes off wednesdays, collapses Thursdays. 707 00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:25,448 [ Gulping ] 708 00:38:25,517 --> 00:38:28,137 Oh, thank you. 709 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:30,448 [ Telephone rings ] 710 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,275 Hello. 711 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,379 Hello? 712 00:38:35,724 --> 00:38:37,793 No voice. Just heavy breathing. 713 00:38:37,862 --> 00:38:38,965 Some kind of a nut. 714 00:38:39,034 --> 00:38:40,137 Salud. 715 00:38:40,206 --> 00:38:41,620 To the Hendersons. 716 00:38:41,689 --> 00:38:43,620 To our host and hostess. 717 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:44,965 Well, thank you. 718 00:38:45,034 --> 00:38:47,137 [ Telephone rings ] 719 00:38:47,206 --> 00:38:48,482 Hello? 720 00:38:48,551 --> 00:38:50,137 Who the hell's there? 721 00:38:50,206 --> 00:38:52,137 No one. 722 00:38:52,206 --> 00:38:54,137 Well, someone answered the telephone, 723 00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,620 a man's voice. 724 00:38:55,689 --> 00:38:59,137 Oh, listen, Giselle, 725 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:02,137 I was just about to step into the tub. 726 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,655 Call you back, huh? 727 00:39:04,724 --> 00:39:09,310 You know, your voice reminds me of someone. 728 00:39:09,379 --> 00:39:12,137 I can't quite think who, but someone. 729 00:39:12,206 --> 00:39:14,965 Oh, that's me -- 730 00:39:15,034 --> 00:39:17,655 look like everybody, sound like everybody. 731 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:19,137 That's enough, sweetheart. 732 00:39:19,206 --> 00:39:21,137 Well, I must run along. 733 00:39:21,206 --> 00:39:23,655 I don't want to keep you from your bath. 734 00:39:23,724 --> 00:39:25,620 Oh, don't go, Mrs. Cleves. 735 00:39:25,689 --> 00:39:27,137 I really should. 736 00:39:27,206 --> 00:39:29,137 It's been so nice meeting you. 737 00:39:29,206 --> 00:39:31,137 So young, your lives stretching out before you. 738 00:39:31,206 --> 00:39:32,620 Do you have children? 739 00:39:32,689 --> 00:39:33,965 Not yet. 740 00:39:34,034 --> 00:39:35,310 No, no. 741 00:39:35,379 --> 00:39:37,310 Well, you're just a child yourself. 742 00:39:37,379 --> 00:39:38,793 I've aged today. 743 00:39:38,862 --> 00:39:39,965 Oh? 744 00:39:40,034 --> 00:39:41,310 It's my birthday. 745 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,655 Happy birthday. 746 00:39:44,724 --> 00:39:47,310 I want to tell you something, both of you, 747 00:39:47,379 --> 00:39:49,793 something told to me by a very wise woman 748 00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:51,310 on my wedding day. 749 00:39:51,379 --> 00:39:54,310 It's my birthday present to you, cass, and to you, uh, 750 00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:57,344 I can't remember what you said your first name was. 751 00:40:00,206 --> 00:40:04,482 Uh, my wife has a very unusual first name. 752 00:40:04,551 --> 00:40:06,000 Ellen. 753 00:40:07,862 --> 00:40:09,137 Ellen. 754 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,413 Believe me, it works. 755 00:40:11,482 --> 00:40:14,172 "Dorothy," she said, "never, never, 756 00:40:14,241 --> 00:40:16,655 never go to sleep angry at each other." 757 00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:18,689 Whatever discord John and I may have had, 758 00:40:18,758 --> 00:40:21,172 oh, little things, we have never, never -- 759 00:40:21,241 --> 00:40:22,586 [ telephone rings ] 760 00:40:25,379 --> 00:40:26,862 Hello? 761 00:40:26,931 --> 00:40:29,827 By now you've had time to ask that fellow his name 762 00:40:29,896 --> 00:40:31,862 and just what he's doing -- 763 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:34,827 Giselle, I told you I was getting into the tub. 764 00:40:34,896 --> 00:40:36,862 Well, why aren't you in it? 765 00:40:36,931 --> 00:40:39,172 How can I be when you keep calling? 766 00:40:39,241 --> 00:40:41,586 I told you I'd call you back. 767 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:47,689 That can't be gladiola blooming this time of year. 768 00:40:47,758 --> 00:40:50,172 I should never drink champagne in the morning, 769 00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:51,689 especially in this weather. 770 00:40:51,758 --> 00:40:54,172 I think I'll run the water in my tub. 771 00:40:54,241 --> 00:40:55,172 Excuse me. 772 00:40:55,241 --> 00:40:56,517 Oh, Mrs. Henderson. 773 00:40:56,586 --> 00:40:58,827 Mrs. Henderson. 774 00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:01,103 Ellen? 775 00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:04,172 I really must go, but before I do, 776 00:41:04,241 --> 00:41:07,517 I want to see you kids kiss and make up. 777 00:41:07,586 --> 00:41:09,655 No more nonsense. Just to please me? 778 00:41:09,724 --> 00:41:11,827 Now come on. Try it. 779 00:41:11,896 --> 00:41:13,655 Okay. 780 00:41:13,724 --> 00:41:16,344 Darling. 781 00:41:16,413 --> 00:41:18,655 She didn't understand. 782 00:41:18,724 --> 00:41:20,172 Honeybun, Mrs. Cleves 783 00:41:20,241 --> 00:41:22,689 said never to go to bed without, uh... 784 00:41:22,758 --> 00:41:26,172 I know what you're thinking. Oh, yes, I do. 785 00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:29,172 You're thinking that we just got out of bed. 786 00:41:29,241 --> 00:41:32,172 Let's be friends. Come here, 787 00:41:32,241 --> 00:41:34,172 right over here and sit down, huh? 788 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,172 There we go. 789 00:41:36,241 --> 00:41:39,482 There. Now I feel much better. 790 00:41:39,551 --> 00:41:41,000 So do I. 791 00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,517 Feeling better every minute. 792 00:41:42,586 --> 00:41:44,517 Well, of course you are. 793 00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:47,517 Now I'll leave you kids to adjust to each other, 794 00:41:47,586 --> 00:41:49,000 and remember what that nice old woman said. 795 00:41:49,068 --> 00:41:51,517 You may fight in here in the living room, 796 00:41:51,586 --> 00:41:55,241 but in there, that's where the peace treaty's signed. 797 00:41:57,241 --> 00:42:00,000 She was a very wise old lady. 798 00:42:00,068 --> 00:42:02,275 That one little piece of advice, she said, 799 00:42:02,344 --> 00:42:05,413 saw her through three marriages. Bye-bye. 800 00:42:07,586 --> 00:42:10,172 Well, I'm willing to negotiate. 801 00:42:10,241 --> 00:42:12,000 How about you? 802 00:42:12,068 --> 00:42:14,000 Why don't you just go away? 803 00:42:14,068 --> 00:42:16,000 Honey, I'm your husband, remember? 804 00:42:16,068 --> 00:42:18,000 We just kissed and made up. 805 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:19,724 [ Telephone rings ] 806 00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:22,482 Oh, no. 807 00:42:22,551 --> 00:42:25,000 Hello. 808 00:42:25,068 --> 00:42:26,344 Hello? 809 00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:29,517 Is this 734-7098? 810 00:42:29,586 --> 00:42:32,827 Uh, yes, it is. Can I help you? 811 00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:35,172 Put miss Gordon on. 812 00:42:35,241 --> 00:42:37,172 Hang on just a minute. 813 00:42:37,241 --> 00:42:40,344 Would there be a miss Gordon anywhere around here? 814 00:42:40,413 --> 00:42:42,482 Oh. How do you do? 815 00:42:42,551 --> 00:42:43,827 Hello. 816 00:42:43,896 --> 00:42:45,172 Well, I'm ready. 817 00:42:45,241 --> 00:42:47,827 Are you ready to tell me all about it? 818 00:42:47,896 --> 00:42:50,344 Well, you know miss linsley, 819 00:42:50,413 --> 00:42:51,827 Mr. Cleves' secretary? 820 00:42:51,896 --> 00:42:53,862 She sent him here because she said 821 00:42:53,931 --> 00:42:56,344 he probably couldn't get a hotel room. 822 00:42:56,413 --> 00:42:59,344 Somebody should have a sharp word with her. 823 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:01,931 I have one for her. Hello? 824 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,310 Miss linsley? 825 00:43:03,379 --> 00:43:04,862 Hello? 826 00:43:04,931 --> 00:43:07,862 Get the hell in here. I would like a word with you. 827 00:43:07,931 --> 00:43:11,344 Say, how long have you been living here? 828 00:43:11,413 --> 00:43:13,344 Must I have you removed by force? 829 00:43:13,413 --> 00:43:15,862 Just as soon as I get my call now. 830 00:43:15,931 --> 00:43:18,344 Are you sure your friend is going to call? 831 00:43:18,413 --> 00:43:19,655 Oh, he'll call. 832 00:43:19,724 --> 00:43:21,000 [ Telephone rings ] 833 00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:22,517 Hello. 834 00:43:22,586 --> 00:43:24,620 Oh, hi, Giselle, how are you? 835 00:43:27,551 --> 00:43:29,482 It must be for you. 836 00:43:29,551 --> 00:43:30,965 Hello. 837 00:43:31,034 --> 00:43:32,827 Is he still there? Why didn't you get rid of him? 838 00:43:32,896 --> 00:43:34,862 You didn't let me finish. 839 00:43:34,931 --> 00:43:37,344 He's just waiting for a call, that's all. 840 00:43:37,413 --> 00:43:39,517 Did you speak with miss linsley? 841 00:43:39,586 --> 00:43:41,517 I mean, did she tell you everything? 842 00:43:41,586 --> 00:43:43,517 Everything? You mean there's more? 843 00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:45,862 Oh, miss linsley didn't tell you. 844 00:43:45,931 --> 00:43:48,034 Well, Mrs. Cleves stopped by the office, 845 00:43:48,103 --> 00:43:51,517 and miss linsley sent her up here, too. Hello? 846 00:43:51,586 --> 00:43:55,689 Miss linsley! In here on the double! 847 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:58,137 You know, that Mrs. Cleves is a nice lady. 848 00:43:58,206 --> 00:44:02,896 Oh, you think so? 849 00:44:02,965 --> 00:44:05,206 Well, she'd better keep her wretched itchy fingers 850 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:08,068 off this place. It's mine. 851 00:44:08,137 --> 00:44:11,862 Diffuse and bizarre and insecure it may be, 852 00:44:11,931 --> 00:44:14,551 but it's mine, every bit of it. 853 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:17,551 I've spent years scouting 3rd Avenue 854 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:20,517 and the salvation army and auctions -- ow! 855 00:44:20,586 --> 00:44:22,551 What did you do? 856 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:25,517 What, did you cut your foot? 857 00:44:25,586 --> 00:44:27,034 I'm all right. 858 00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:29,068 Let me see it now. 859 00:44:29,137 --> 00:44:31,413 You got any alcohol? 860 00:44:31,482 --> 00:44:33,379 Or I could kiss it. 861 00:44:33,448 --> 00:44:34,896 Don't bother. 862 00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:37,241 Give me this. Come here now. 863 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:38,586 Ow. 864 00:44:38,655 --> 00:44:40,586 There you go. Feel better, huh? 865 00:44:40,655 --> 00:44:42,931 Now, you just sit right back there, relax, 866 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,068 read the newspaper, get yourself unwound, 867 00:44:45,137 --> 00:44:46,965 and... 868 00:44:50,137 --> 00:44:53,379 You must have made the Dean's list. 869 00:44:53,448 --> 00:44:54,655 Hey. 870 00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:06,724 Oh, I can't stand it anymore. 871 00:45:06,793 --> 00:45:09,655 I can't stand it one more minute. 872 00:45:11,413 --> 00:45:12,724 Where are you going? 873 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,379 To the river! 874 00:45:14,448 --> 00:45:16,068 To the river? 875 00:45:16,137 --> 00:45:17,862 Hey! 876 00:45:24,413 --> 00:45:26,931 Hey, mister. Quick. Which way's the river? 877 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,931 We've got two rivers, mister. 878 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,275 Well... 879 00:45:30,344 --> 00:45:31,862 Miss Gordon! 880 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:43,137 Stop her! 881 00:45:43,206 --> 00:45:44,413 Is she a thief? 882 00:45:44,482 --> 00:45:45,448 No. 883 00:45:45,517 --> 00:45:46,655 I only stop thieves. 884 00:46:04,689 --> 00:46:08,620 Ellen, wait! 885 00:46:08,689 --> 00:46:10,620 Don't do it. 886 00:46:10,689 --> 00:46:11,965 He's not worth it. 887 00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:13,137 Have you been following me? 888 00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:14,310 You mustn't do it. 889 00:46:14,379 --> 00:46:16,310 What? Do what, for heaven's sake? 890 00:46:16,379 --> 00:46:18,310 Well, throw yourself in the river. 891 00:46:18,379 --> 00:46:19,827 Who said anything 892 00:46:19,896 --> 00:46:22,310 about throwing myself in the river? 893 00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:25,793 Well, you did. I said, "where are you going?" 894 00:46:25,862 --> 00:46:29,793 And you said, "to the river." 895 00:46:29,862 --> 00:46:32,517 Well, no, I-I always come here 896 00:46:32,586 --> 00:46:35,137 when I'm feeling depressed and unhappy. 897 00:46:35,206 --> 00:46:36,655 I mean, there's something 898 00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,620 about this playground and the children. 899 00:46:38,689 --> 00:46:39,689 You mean you're not going 900 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,620 to throw yourself in the river? 901 00:46:41,689 --> 00:46:46,137 Of course not. 902 00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:47,517 Well, what's the matter? 903 00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:48,482 You -- you seem disappointed. 904 00:46:48,551 --> 00:46:49,724 No, no, it's just, 905 00:46:49,793 --> 00:46:52,379 I did all that running and yelling and -- 906 00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:56,551 I have to admit it's kind of an anticlimax. 907 00:46:56,620 --> 00:47:00,620 I've got to sit down somewhere. 908 00:47:11,068 --> 00:47:13,689 Are you, um... 909 00:47:13,758 --> 00:47:15,000 Are you married? 910 00:47:15,068 --> 00:47:16,206 No. 911 00:47:16,275 --> 00:47:19,172 Let's get married. Do you like me? 912 00:47:19,241 --> 00:47:20,482 Well, yeah. 913 00:47:20,551 --> 00:47:22,448 You've seen my place. Do you like it? 914 00:47:22,517 --> 00:47:23,758 Yeah, but -- 915 00:47:23,827 --> 00:47:25,275 then let's get married. 916 00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:27,275 I really wasn't thinking about getting married. 917 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:29,724 If I thought about it, Betty my secretary -- 918 00:47:29,793 --> 00:47:31,241 are you engaged to her? 919 00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:32,517 Well, no. 920 00:47:32,586 --> 00:47:34,620 Then you're free. So let's get married. 921 00:47:34,689 --> 00:47:37,551 I thought you were kind of involved. 922 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:40,344 Well, I was, but no more. 923 00:47:40,413 --> 00:47:41,655 Oh. 924 00:47:41,724 --> 00:47:43,655 Listen, I'm great around the house. 925 00:47:43,724 --> 00:47:46,620 I cook, I clean, I drive a car, 926 00:47:46,689 --> 00:47:48,448 and I'm healthy. 927 00:47:48,517 --> 00:47:50,655 See, no cavities. 928 00:47:50,724 --> 00:47:53,827 How about that? 929 00:47:53,896 --> 00:47:56,344 And I promise you, you'll never be bored. 930 00:47:56,413 --> 00:47:57,862 Well, I can believe it. 931 00:47:57,931 --> 00:48:00,137 Uh, why don't we think about it, hmm? 932 00:48:00,206 --> 00:48:02,275 Oh, no. I haven't got time. 933 00:48:02,344 --> 00:48:03,758 I'm 30 years old. 934 00:48:03,827 --> 00:48:05,620 I wouldn't have admitted that 935 00:48:05,689 --> 00:48:07,275 to my own mother. 936 00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:09,275 Y-You certainly don't look it. 937 00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:12,413 Well, it only happened today. 938 00:48:12,482 --> 00:48:14,482 Oh. 939 00:48:14,551 --> 00:48:16,758 Well, you would have found out 940 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:18,310 on the license anyway. 941 00:48:18,379 --> 00:48:19,793 Ellen, 942 00:48:19,862 --> 00:48:22,103 since I met you this morning, 943 00:48:22,172 --> 00:48:23,758 I couldn't help noticing 944 00:48:23,827 --> 00:48:26,931 that you're a very, um, impulsive girl. 945 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,896 I've only had two fiancés in my whole life -- 946 00:48:29,965 --> 00:48:32,586 Jules and -- and this one. 947 00:48:32,655 --> 00:48:35,620 That's pretty darn clean for 30. 948 00:48:35,689 --> 00:48:39,448 I mean, i-I'm -- I'm a nice person. 949 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,137 Sweet. 950 00:48:41,206 --> 00:48:44,827 I think you're very sweet and very nice. 951 00:48:44,896 --> 00:48:47,793 Good. Then we can go right down to city hall. 952 00:48:47,862 --> 00:48:49,275 We'll go this afternoon. 953 00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:51,275 This afternoon isn't good for me. 954 00:48:51,344 --> 00:48:53,448 Then we'd be Mr. and Mrs. Cass Henderson. 955 00:48:53,517 --> 00:48:56,103 Ha ha ha. Wouldn't they be surprised? 956 00:48:56,172 --> 00:48:57,620 She wouldn't. 957 00:48:57,689 --> 00:48:59,137 Oh, he would. 958 00:48:59,206 --> 00:49:01,068 Oh, wouldn't he, though? 959 00:49:01,137 --> 00:49:02,655 He's not the one. 960 00:49:02,724 --> 00:49:04,931 I-I don't know Mr. Cleves. 961 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,689 No, I've never met Mr. Cleves. 962 00:49:08,758 --> 00:49:10,827 I've been in love with Mr. Cleves 963 00:49:10,896 --> 00:49:13,517 ever since I had the hepatitis. 964 00:49:13,586 --> 00:49:16,241 Mr. Cleves is -- was -- 965 00:49:16,310 --> 00:49:19,551 my -- my fiancé before you -- 966 00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:21,586 after Jules. 967 00:49:21,655 --> 00:49:23,620 You're not surprised. 968 00:49:23,689 --> 00:49:26,586 No, no, I kind of figured he was the one -- 969 00:49:26,655 --> 00:49:28,517 after Jules. 970 00:49:28,586 --> 00:49:30,448 You want a push? 971 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:41,482 John. 972 00:49:41,551 --> 00:49:44,172 Ah, sweetheart, come right in. 973 00:49:44,241 --> 00:49:45,689 Miss, uh, linsley said 974 00:49:45,758 --> 00:49:47,137 you'd come in from short hills. 975 00:49:47,206 --> 00:49:49,137 How was Cleveland? Or was it Detroit? 976 00:49:49,206 --> 00:49:50,655 It was Columbus, 977 00:49:50,724 --> 00:49:52,620 and it was 89 with scattered showers. 978 00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:54,137 I know. You told me. 979 00:49:54,206 --> 00:49:55,620 Oh, it's new, isn't it? 980 00:49:55,689 --> 00:49:57,103 Yes. 981 00:49:57,172 --> 00:50:00,137 John, you never told me you had an executive suite. 982 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:01,689 Oh, didn't I? 983 00:50:01,758 --> 00:50:03,655 Oh, I must have mentioned it. 984 00:50:03,724 --> 00:50:05,172 Or maybe I didn't. 985 00:50:05,241 --> 00:50:07,172 It only cost 32 grand. Ha ha ha. 986 00:50:07,241 --> 00:50:09,344 I'm not in the habit 987 00:50:09,413 --> 00:50:11,344 of mentioning sums like that. 988 00:50:11,413 --> 00:50:13,931 John, who did the decorating? 989 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,206 I don't know. I think we bought it furnished. 990 00:50:17,275 --> 00:50:19,206 Was there anyone there when -- 991 00:50:19,275 --> 00:50:20,862 oh, John, the darlingest couple, 992 00:50:20,931 --> 00:50:22,896 and it was so cute. 993 00:50:22,965 --> 00:50:25,379 They were having a fight when I barged in. 994 00:50:25,448 --> 00:50:27,379 Leave it to Dorothy cleves. 995 00:50:27,448 --> 00:50:30,034 They were practically you-know-what when I left. 996 00:50:30,103 --> 00:50:31,379 Who? 997 00:50:31,448 --> 00:50:35,206 They. The Hendersons -- cass and Ellen. 998 00:50:35,275 --> 00:50:37,379 And what exactly do you mean 999 00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:39,517 by "practically you-know-what"? 1000 00:50:39,586 --> 00:50:41,206 Well, it's Mrs. Henderson's birthday, 1001 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:43,724 and is there a better way to celebrate one's -- 1002 00:50:43,793 --> 00:50:46,689 oh, John, I bought myself themost sumptuous coat. 1003 00:50:46,758 --> 00:50:49,241 Just a minute. Let me get this straight. 1004 00:50:49,310 --> 00:50:52,034 You bought yourself a coat because it was Ellen's -- 1005 00:50:52,103 --> 00:50:53,896 uh, Mrs. Henderson's birthday? 1006 00:50:53,965 --> 00:50:56,862 No. Because they took the price down 1007 00:50:56,931 --> 00:50:58,689 more than half. 1008 00:50:58,758 --> 00:51:00,275 There's nothing more practical 1009 00:51:00,344 --> 00:51:03,310 than, sable, John. It's so all-purpose. 1010 00:51:03,379 --> 00:51:05,517 [ Sighs ] 1011 00:51:05,586 --> 00:51:09,448 I should have stayed in Columbus, 1012 00:51:09,517 --> 00:51:11,724 or was it Detroit? 1013 00:51:21,965 --> 00:51:25,172 For a year I wouldn't have anything to do with him 1014 00:51:25,241 --> 00:51:26,689 because he was married, 1015 00:51:26,758 --> 00:51:28,689 and then when I got the hepatitis, 1016 00:51:28,758 --> 00:51:31,689 he came to see me at the hospital every day. 1017 00:51:31,758 --> 00:51:35,172 The day I was discharged and he brought me home, 1018 00:51:35,241 --> 00:51:38,551 from floor to ceiling, nothing but balloons. 1019 00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:42,551 And that did it -- two years of wednesdays. 1020 00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:45,000 You're still in love with him. 1021 00:51:45,068 --> 00:51:47,172 Oh, no. No, that's all over. 1022 00:51:47,241 --> 00:51:49,379 I'm going to devote myself to you 1023 00:51:49,448 --> 00:51:52,655 and spend my life making you happy. 1024 00:51:52,724 --> 00:51:57,724 Oh, I'm quite happy right now just as I am. 1025 00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:03,862 It's absolutely burglar-proof. I designed it myself. 1026 00:52:03,931 --> 00:52:05,275 It's such a simple little gadget. 1027 00:52:05,344 --> 00:52:06,379 It's going to make me a fortune. 1028 00:52:06,448 --> 00:52:07,862 Oh, I'm glad you're ambitious 1029 00:52:07,931 --> 00:52:09,413 'cause I'm not. 1030 00:52:09,482 --> 00:52:12,896 A lot of people are going to be surprised by US. 1031 00:52:12,965 --> 00:52:14,931 Wait till you meet my mother. 1032 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,758 Cass, let's fill the house with children, huh? 1033 00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:19,758 Lots of them right away. 1034 00:52:19,827 --> 00:52:21,793 You act like a hummingbird, 1035 00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:23,965 and you've got the soul of a little brown hen. 1036 00:52:24,034 --> 00:52:26,448 You just can't wait to climb into the nest 1037 00:52:26,517 --> 00:52:28,517 and sit down, can you? 1038 00:52:34,862 --> 00:52:38,275 I'm going to be so happy not being alone anymore 1039 00:52:38,344 --> 00:52:40,758 that I'm going to be a doll. 1040 00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:43,655 Oh, I'm so excited. 1041 00:52:43,724 --> 00:52:45,965 I'm so warm, I can't stand it. 1042 00:52:46,034 --> 00:52:48,931 You know, you are kind of adorable. 1043 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,482 I think I'd better call my mother. 1044 00:52:51,551 --> 00:52:52,965 She lives in waterbury, Connecticut. 1045 00:52:53,034 --> 00:52:55,482 If Thursday is a bad day for color TV, 1046 00:52:55,551 --> 00:52:58,793 she can take the train here, and you can meet her. 1047 00:52:58,862 --> 00:53:01,068 Oh, boy, is it hot! Say, I need a shower. 1048 00:53:01,137 --> 00:53:04,793 I wonder if I could scrub up while I wait on my call. 1049 00:53:04,862 --> 00:53:07,344 Go ahead. There are plenty of soft towels. 1050 00:53:07,413 --> 00:53:08,482 Thank you. 1051 00:53:08,551 --> 00:53:09,551 Cass? 1052 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:10,896 Yeah? 1053 00:53:10,965 --> 00:53:12,931 You know another great thing about being married? 1054 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,034 What's that? 1055 00:53:15,103 --> 00:53:17,793 We can take showers together, and nobody -- 1056 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,862 nobody can point a finger. 1057 00:53:19,931 --> 00:53:22,965 Uh... 1058 00:53:31,551 --> 00:53:34,206 [ Tires screeching ] 1059 00:53:41,034 --> 00:53:42,896 Keep the change. 1060 00:53:47,655 --> 00:53:51,206 Mother, stop taking on so. 1061 00:53:51,275 --> 00:53:53,206 You know perfectly well 1062 00:53:53,275 --> 00:53:54,344 they always have an incurable disease 1063 00:53:54,413 --> 00:53:56,896 at the end of the program before the commercial. 1064 00:53:56,965 --> 00:53:59,620 In tomorrow's installment, they'll find a new doctor -- 1065 00:53:59,689 --> 00:54:01,137 all right, where is he? 1066 00:54:01,206 --> 00:54:02,448 Goodbye, mother. 1067 00:54:02,517 --> 00:54:04,586 I called to congratulate you on my birthday. 1068 00:54:04,655 --> 00:54:06,172 Where is he? 1069 00:54:06,241 --> 00:54:07,862 Will you stop shouting? 1070 00:54:07,931 --> 00:54:10,827 For me, this is a normal conversational tone! 1071 00:54:10,896 --> 00:54:14,137 I want to know what's been going on here. 1072 00:54:14,206 --> 00:54:17,586 Where is he? 1073 00:54:19,482 --> 00:54:23,034 Excuse -- uh, um... 1074 00:54:23,103 --> 00:54:25,103 Clean shirt. 1075 00:54:29,379 --> 00:54:30,931 You haven't met yet. 1076 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,034 Uh, John, this is cass Henderson. 1077 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,344 Cass, this is John cleves. 1078 00:54:35,413 --> 00:54:38,620 Well, I've been waiting to talk to you, Mr. Cleves. 1079 00:54:38,689 --> 00:54:40,896 Oh, John, at least shake hands. 1080 00:54:40,965 --> 00:54:43,068 I wrote you six letters, you know. 1081 00:54:43,137 --> 00:54:45,068 I never received any letters. 1082 00:54:45,137 --> 00:54:47,103 Now wait a minute. Yes, you did. 1083 00:54:47,172 --> 00:54:48,310 The last three I sent special delivery registered. 1084 00:54:48,379 --> 00:54:52,241 I got the receipts right -- well, I got the receipts. 1085 00:54:52,310 --> 00:54:53,413 That way. 1086 00:54:53,482 --> 00:54:55,413 He has to get dressed. 1087 00:54:55,482 --> 00:54:57,413 I'm not through with you, cleves. 1088 00:54:57,482 --> 00:55:01,413 You'renot through with me? 1089 00:55:01,482 --> 00:55:05,206 Has he been here all day? Just the two of you? 1090 00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:06,379 Yes. 1091 00:55:06,448 --> 00:55:07,379 Alone? 1092 00:55:07,448 --> 00:55:08,655 Yes! 1093 00:55:08,724 --> 00:55:10,586 What the hell does he think he's doing? 1094 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,068 He's being my husband 1095 00:55:12,137 --> 00:55:14,068 to protect you from your wife. 1096 00:55:14,137 --> 00:55:15,586 It's all for you. 1097 00:55:15,655 --> 00:55:17,758 I'll tell you what he can do for me. 1098 00:55:17,827 --> 00:55:19,793 He can get the hell out of here 1099 00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:21,758 and back to wherever he came from. 1100 00:55:21,827 --> 00:55:23,931 Oh, listen, baby... 1101 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,931 I, uh, canceled my appointments. 1102 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,931 You know what that means. 1103 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,931 No, John, that won't work anymore. 1104 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,965 We've reached the end of the road. 1105 00:55:34,034 --> 00:55:36,931 Say, what is this, cliché time on channel 5? 1106 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,931 Reached the end of the road. 1107 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,448 Whatever happened to 1108 00:55:40,517 --> 00:55:43,448 "we can't go on like this any longer" 1109 00:55:43,517 --> 00:55:46,413 or "it's better that we part friends"? 1110 00:55:46,482 --> 00:55:48,586 No. 1111 00:55:48,655 --> 00:55:50,931 You want to see those receipts? 1112 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,931 No, I don't want to see those receipts, 1113 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,103 and I've seen all of you I care to see. 1114 00:55:55,172 --> 00:55:56,931 Don't you talk that way 1115 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,965 to the man I'm going to marry. 1116 00:55:59,034 --> 00:56:01,448 I know you manufacture some cockamamie gadget. 1117 00:56:01,517 --> 00:56:03,068 Cocka-- slip-on safety knobs. 1118 00:56:03,137 --> 00:56:04,379 Well, whatever it is, 1119 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:06,344 there's a perfectly reasonable reason... 1120 00:56:06,413 --> 00:56:07,517 Your wife insulted my good taste. 1121 00:56:07,586 --> 00:56:09,517 Why we're closing you down next week. 1122 00:56:09,586 --> 00:56:11,517 Yeah, to establish a tax loss, that's why. 1123 00:56:11,586 --> 00:56:13,517 Oh, Henderson, when I buy a company -- 1124 00:56:13,586 --> 00:56:15,517 and I buy them by the dozen -- 1125 00:56:15,586 --> 00:56:17,517 every piece of information about that company -- 1126 00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:19,517 rate of growth, unit cost, all that -- 1127 00:56:19,586 --> 00:56:21,000 is fed into a 607. 1128 00:56:21,068 --> 00:56:22,482 A 6-0 what? 1129 00:56:22,551 --> 00:56:24,000 A 607 computer. 1130 00:56:24,068 --> 00:56:26,827 Apparently, cleves corporation 1131 00:56:26,896 --> 00:56:28,344 can function better 1132 00:56:28,413 --> 00:56:30,655 without Henderson machine and tool. 1133 00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:32,172 Nothing personal about it. 1134 00:56:32,241 --> 00:56:33,448 Nothing personal? 1135 00:56:33,517 --> 00:56:35,827 Your people come to akron six months ago, 1136 00:56:35,896 --> 00:56:37,827 they sweet-talk me into selling, 1137 00:56:37,896 --> 00:56:39,862 and they gave my brother and me 1138 00:56:39,931 --> 00:56:40,896 a 3-year contract to stay on and manage. 1139 00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:42,655 You'll be paid off in full. 1140 00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:44,655 I don't want to be paid off in full! 1141 00:56:44,724 --> 00:56:46,655 I am not a football coach. 1142 00:56:46,724 --> 00:56:48,896 I have not had a losing season. 1143 00:56:48,965 --> 00:56:50,000 Who else does she know 1144 00:56:50,068 --> 00:56:51,827 who has gladiola this time of year? 1145 00:56:51,896 --> 00:56:53,793 You close US down, no one will ever hear 1146 00:56:53,862 --> 00:56:55,827 of the slip-on safety knob. 1147 00:56:55,896 --> 00:56:58,758 Who do you think you're pulling? 1148 00:56:58,827 --> 00:57:00,758 He knows who he's pulling. I introduced you. 1149 00:57:00,827 --> 00:57:02,724 John cleves, that's who he's pulling. 1150 00:57:02,793 --> 00:57:04,000 Look at this. 1151 00:57:04,068 --> 00:57:06,000 It slips right on over the doorknob. 1152 00:57:06,068 --> 00:57:07,482 I'll close the door, 1153 00:57:07,551 --> 00:57:09,482 and you just try to open it. 1154 00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:11,482 Aren't you even going to try it? 1155 00:57:11,551 --> 00:57:13,482 Business is business. You made a deal. 1156 00:57:13,551 --> 00:57:16,137 Take your money and go build another business. 1157 00:57:16,206 --> 00:57:18,448 I tell you that thing is burglar-proof. 1158 00:57:18,517 --> 00:57:19,965 Oh, it is? 1159 00:57:20,034 --> 00:57:21,379 Yeah. 1160 00:57:25,724 --> 00:57:27,620 Well, Henderson, I've changed my mind. 1161 00:57:27,689 --> 00:57:28,827 Yeah? 1162 00:57:28,896 --> 00:57:30,827 I'm not closing you down next week. 1163 00:57:30,896 --> 00:57:33,310 You're through as of tomorrow morning! 1164 00:57:33,379 --> 00:57:35,103 What? 1165 00:57:35,172 --> 00:57:37,310 Oh, no, I'm not, cleves. 1166 00:57:37,379 --> 00:57:39,310 Oh, no. I never give up, 1167 00:57:39,379 --> 00:57:41,827 especially with something like the slip-on safety knob. 1168 00:57:41,896 --> 00:57:45,310 Henderson, 50% of every rocket going to the moon 1169 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,310 is a product of cleves corporation, 1170 00:57:47,379 --> 00:57:50,310 and you talk to me about slip-on knobs. 1171 00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:53,000 My god, that's Dorothy's feet. 1172 00:58:11,862 --> 00:58:13,379 Voilà. 1173 00:58:16,862 --> 00:58:19,827 It is the most excruciatingly, 1174 00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:25,310 exquisitely beautiful example of bad taste. 1175 00:58:25,379 --> 00:58:26,793 Oh, hello, Mrs. Henderson. 1176 00:58:26,862 --> 00:58:29,793 I didn't see you standing there. 1177 00:58:29,862 --> 00:58:31,793 I saw you. 1178 00:58:31,862 --> 00:58:33,310 Hello, Mr. Henderson. 1179 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:34,551 Oh, hi. 1180 00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:36,827 Don't you look domestic. 1181 00:58:36,896 --> 00:58:40,344 Oh, well, I was just relaxing in the garden. 1182 00:58:43,862 --> 00:58:47,068 Ellen, this is Felix. 1183 00:58:47,137 --> 00:58:49,310 How do you do? 1184 00:58:49,379 --> 00:58:51,310 Oh, my dear. 1185 00:58:51,379 --> 00:58:53,620 You're so wrong for this room, 1186 00:58:53,689 --> 00:58:56,068 so stark wrong. 1187 00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:59,137 I've persuaded Felix to redecorate this room. 1188 00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:02,620 For a perfectly outrageous fee. 1189 00:59:02,689 --> 00:59:05,827 Well, if this room's any indication, 1190 00:59:05,896 --> 00:59:08,793 the bedroom is probably the black hole of Calcutta. 1191 00:59:08,862 --> 00:59:10,310 Shall we square our shoulders 1192 00:59:10,379 --> 00:59:12,068 and have a look? 1193 00:59:12,137 --> 00:59:15,068 No. It's such a mess. 1194 00:59:15,137 --> 00:59:16,827 Everything is so rumpled. 1195 00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,793 Oh, do I gather you and Mr. Henderson 1196 00:59:18,862 --> 00:59:20,310 took my advice? 1197 00:59:20,379 --> 00:59:21,793 My dear, the rumpled beds 1198 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,310 I've seen in my lifetime, 1199 00:59:23,379 --> 00:59:27,310 not to mention the beds I personally have rumpled. 1200 00:59:27,379 --> 00:59:29,310 But... 1201 00:59:29,379 --> 00:59:33,000 [ Jiggling doorknob ] 1202 00:59:37,862 --> 00:59:39,310 You try it, dear. 1203 00:59:39,379 --> 00:59:41,793 You're so much stronger than I am. 1204 00:59:41,862 --> 00:59:44,482 Oh, well... 1205 00:59:47,137 --> 00:59:48,310 No matter. 1206 00:59:48,379 --> 00:59:50,965 I just wanted one quick preliminary peek. 1207 00:59:51,034 --> 00:59:53,482 I already know what has to be done. 1208 00:59:53,551 --> 00:59:55,482 I'll send my truck Monday morning, 1209 00:59:55,551 --> 00:59:57,965 and we'll cart all this stuff away, 1210 00:59:58,034 --> 00:59:59,517 every single stitch. 1211 00:59:59,586 --> 01:00:02,310 Cart it away? 1212 01:00:02,379 --> 01:00:03,758 Where to? 1213 01:00:03,827 --> 01:00:05,310 I couldn't care less. 1214 01:00:05,379 --> 01:00:08,448 An auction gallery if they'll have it. 1215 01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:10,793 Come, Dorothy. I have an appointment. 1216 01:00:10,862 --> 01:00:12,310 Felix, couldn't we spare this? 1217 01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:15,344 It's rather sweet, hmm? 1218 01:00:15,413 --> 01:00:18,310 No, dear. We have to be ruthless, 1219 01:00:18,379 --> 01:00:20,827 absolutely ruthless. 1220 01:00:20,896 --> 01:00:22,827 Bye, Ellen. 1221 01:00:22,896 --> 01:00:25,310 Oh, bye, Mr. Henderson. 1222 01:00:25,379 --> 01:00:27,620 Goodbye, Mrs. Cleves. 1223 01:00:27,689 --> 01:00:31,344 I've just had the most brilliant idea. 1224 01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:35,172 John and I will take you both to dinner tonight -- 1225 01:00:35,241 --> 01:00:36,655 our treat, of course. 1226 01:00:36,724 --> 01:00:40,758 Oh, oh, well, um... 1227 01:00:40,827 --> 01:00:42,344 It'll be my pleasure. 1228 01:00:42,413 --> 01:00:43,482 Bye-bye. 1229 01:00:43,551 --> 01:00:45,068 Bye. 1230 01:00:47,068 --> 01:00:49,827 Mrs. Cleves, you mustn't change your plans for US. 1231 01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,827 We have no plans at all -- 1232 01:00:51,896 --> 01:00:53,827 just killing an evening in town. 1233 01:00:53,896 --> 01:00:55,344 Your theater tickets. 1234 01:00:55,413 --> 01:00:57,068 Miss linsley will call the broker and cancel them. 1235 01:00:57,137 --> 01:00:59,068 Let's make a real night of it. 1236 01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:01,034 We'll meet at les etoiles, 8:00, hmm? 1237 01:01:01,103 --> 01:01:04,068 Now, just try not to be aware of your environment. 1238 01:01:04,137 --> 01:01:06,068 Next time you come to stay, 1239 01:01:06,137 --> 01:01:07,551 it'll be quite, quite different. 1240 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,068 Won't it, Felix? 1241 01:01:09,137 --> 01:01:11,068 Dorothy, please. I'm getting nauseous. 1242 01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:12,206 Bye-bye. 1243 01:01:13,655 --> 01:01:16,586 Mrs. Henderson, how did you happen to know 1244 01:01:16,655 --> 01:01:18,310 I had theater tickets? 1245 01:01:18,379 --> 01:01:21,137 I don't remember mentioning that. 1246 01:01:21,206 --> 01:01:23,379 Didn't you? 1247 01:01:23,448 --> 01:01:26,517 Well, perhaps I did. 1248 01:01:26,586 --> 01:01:28,655 8:00, huh? Bye-bye. 1249 01:01:30,482 --> 01:01:31,724 John! 1250 01:01:31,793 --> 01:01:33,241 Get me out of here? 1251 01:01:33,310 --> 01:01:35,310 Did you hear what she said? 1252 01:01:35,379 --> 01:01:38,448 Yes. Why didn't you say you had a dinner date? 1253 01:01:38,517 --> 01:01:41,068 Not that, my furniture. 1254 01:01:41,137 --> 01:01:43,448 They're going to auction it off like slaves. 1255 01:01:43,517 --> 01:01:46,413 Get me out of here. 1256 01:01:46,482 --> 01:01:49,344 There's a little pin underneath the knob, 1257 01:01:49,413 --> 01:01:50,551 Mr. Cleves. 1258 01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:52,931 You just push up on it. 1259 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,034 See how simple it is? 1260 01:01:56,103 --> 01:01:58,517 This cockamamie gadget just saved your life. 1261 01:01:58,586 --> 01:02:00,034 John, we're through. 1262 01:02:00,103 --> 01:02:01,551 And once more, 1263 01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:03,551 I am not leaving this apartment, 1264 01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:05,551 and if they so much as lay 1265 01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:07,551 one little finger on my furniture... 1266 01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:09,551 I hate you! I hate you! 1267 01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:11,034 Oh, Ellen, you're upset. 1268 01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:12,551 This is no time -- 1269 01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:16,034 no. This is the man I'm going to marry. 1270 01:02:16,103 --> 01:02:17,551 We have everything in common, 1271 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:19,034 and he loves children, too. 1272 01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:21,551 And my mother approved of him over the phone. 1273 01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:23,551 Do you mean to tell me -- 1274 01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:26,034 I want you to take your things 1275 01:02:26,103 --> 01:02:28,448 and walk out of this room forever. 1276 01:02:28,517 --> 01:02:31,103 [ Gasps ] 1277 01:02:34,068 --> 01:02:39,310 Oh, you sweet man. 1278 01:02:39,379 --> 01:02:40,103 You must have gotten up 1279 01:02:40,172 --> 01:02:41,000 in the middle of the night 1280 01:02:41,068 --> 01:02:42,310 with your little helium kit 1281 01:02:42,379 --> 01:02:46,310 and blown up all these balloons. 1282 01:02:46,379 --> 01:02:47,827 Oh, John. 1283 01:02:47,896 --> 01:02:51,793 Oh, and coming to see me every day in the hospital 1284 01:02:51,862 --> 01:02:53,793 when I was so yellow. 1285 01:02:53,862 --> 01:02:55,793 Oh, I love you. 1286 01:02:55,862 --> 01:02:57,310 Oh, John, I love you. 1287 01:02:57,379 --> 01:02:59,310 What are you still doing here? 1288 01:02:59,379 --> 01:03:01,310 Well, I'm waiting to go out to dinner. 1289 01:03:01,379 --> 01:03:03,310 We have a double date, remember? 1290 01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:05,310 Mr. and Mrs. John cleves 1291 01:03:05,379 --> 01:03:07,896 and Mr. and Mrs. cass Henderson. 1292 01:03:21,862 --> 01:03:23,827 Have you finished your drink? 1293 01:03:23,896 --> 01:03:27,793 I'm down to the olive. Thanks for asking. 1294 01:03:27,862 --> 01:03:29,793 What makes you so jumpy? 1295 01:03:29,862 --> 01:03:32,310 I'm not in the least jumpy. 1296 01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:34,827 I just hate to be kept waiting, that's all, 1297 01:03:34,896 --> 01:03:37,620 and if they're not here on the dot -- 1298 01:03:44,724 --> 01:03:46,620 Hello. Don't you look beautiful? 1299 01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:48,137 Thank you very much. 1300 01:03:48,206 --> 01:03:49,620 Not you -- Ellen. 1301 01:03:49,689 --> 01:03:51,137 Oh, well, in akron, 1302 01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:52,655 I'm considered the beautiful one. 1303 01:03:52,724 --> 01:03:54,620 Of course you two big businessmen 1304 01:03:54,689 --> 01:03:55,655 know one another. 1305 01:03:55,724 --> 01:03:56,965 It's good to see you again, Mr. Cleves. 1306 01:03:57,034 --> 01:03:58,137 Charmed, Henderson. 1307 01:03:58,206 --> 01:04:00,137 Ellen, may I present my husband John? 1308 01:04:00,206 --> 01:04:02,068 How do you do, Mr. Cleves? 1309 01:04:02,137 --> 01:04:04,137 How do you do, Mrs. Henderson? 1310 01:04:04,206 --> 01:04:05,758 Mrs. Henderson, Mr. Cleves -- nonsense. 1311 01:04:05,827 --> 01:04:08,965 Ellen, John. John, Ellen. 1312 01:04:09,034 --> 01:04:11,482 Hello there, Ellen. 1313 01:04:11,551 --> 01:04:14,413 Hello there, John. 1314 01:04:14,482 --> 01:04:18,482 Won't you sit here, Ellen? 1315 01:04:18,551 --> 01:04:20,551 Okay, there we go. 1316 01:04:24,655 --> 01:04:26,586 No, no. Next to Mrs. Cleves. 1317 01:04:26,655 --> 01:04:29,068 Well, I'm used to sitting next to my wife. 1318 01:04:29,137 --> 01:04:30,379 In New York, 1319 01:04:30,448 --> 01:04:31,655 husbands do not sit next to wives. 1320 01:04:31,724 --> 01:04:33,448 There's not a law. If cass really wants -- 1321 01:04:33,517 --> 01:04:34,724 no. 1322 01:04:34,793 --> 01:04:36,551 Good evening. May I take your order? 1323 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:39,655 What would you like to drink, Ellen? 1324 01:04:39,724 --> 01:04:41,655 I don't care for anything, thank you. 1325 01:04:41,724 --> 01:04:44,137 You see, due to a strange set of circumstances, 1326 01:04:44,206 --> 01:04:48,172 I had rather a lot of champagne this afternoon. 1327 01:04:48,241 --> 01:04:51,310 Why does your voice sound so familiar to me? 1328 01:04:51,379 --> 01:04:52,827 Does it to you, John? 1329 01:04:52,896 --> 01:04:54,655 No. And what would you like? 1330 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,620 I think I'll have a scotch sour, darling. 1331 01:04:56,689 --> 01:04:58,137 You just had a Martini. 1332 01:04:58,206 --> 01:04:59,620 I know, but -- 1333 01:04:59,689 --> 01:05:01,103 they don't mix. 1334 01:05:01,172 --> 01:05:04,310 A Martini for Mrs. Cleves. Henderson? 1335 01:05:04,379 --> 01:05:06,310 If my wife is Ellen, I'm cass. 1336 01:05:06,379 --> 01:05:07,827 I'll have a daiquiri. 1337 01:05:07,896 --> 01:05:10,344 Absolutely the worst drink in this sort of weather. 1338 01:05:10,413 --> 01:05:12,310 I'm having Jack Daniels neat. 1339 01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:14,793 I recommend it to you. Two Jack Daniels neat. 1340 01:05:14,862 --> 01:05:16,310 Isn't he a tyrant? 1341 01:05:16,379 --> 01:05:18,344 Felix and I spent the afternoon 1342 01:05:18,413 --> 01:05:20,344 picking out materials. I promise you 1343 01:05:20,413 --> 01:05:22,344 the next time you two come to town, 1344 01:05:22,413 --> 01:05:23,931 you won't recognize the place. 1345 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,827 Mrs. Cleves, there's something 1346 01:05:25,896 --> 01:05:27,827 I think I should tell you. 1347 01:05:27,896 --> 01:05:29,413 All of that horrible stuff -- 1348 01:05:29,482 --> 01:05:32,172 my, my, my, my, look at that view. 1349 01:05:32,241 --> 01:05:33,482 Of course. 1350 01:05:33,551 --> 01:05:35,689 That's why I suggested les etoiles -- 1351 01:05:35,758 --> 01:05:37,896 a spectacular display in all directions. 1352 01:05:37,965 --> 01:05:39,517 Out-of-towners love it. 1353 01:05:39,586 --> 01:05:41,655 John, why don't you give Ellen the tour, 1354 01:05:41,724 --> 01:05:43,172 and I'll show cass around? 1355 01:05:43,241 --> 01:05:44,172 Good idea. 1356 01:05:44,241 --> 01:05:45,655 What is it, just lights? 1357 01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:47,172 Oh, come on, John. 1358 01:05:47,241 --> 01:05:48,689 I'm sure cass and Ellen 1359 01:05:48,758 --> 01:05:50,655 have never seen anything like it. 1360 01:05:50,724 --> 01:05:52,172 Not in akron. 1361 01:05:52,241 --> 01:05:54,413 Oh, dear, I almost forgot. 1362 01:05:54,482 --> 01:05:56,344 Happy birthday from John and me. 1363 01:05:56,413 --> 01:05:57,862 If you don't like it, 1364 01:05:57,931 --> 01:05:59,655 cartier is terribly nice about exchanges. 1365 01:05:59,724 --> 01:06:02,655 Oh, I'm sure I'll like it. 1366 01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:05,137 Thank you, Mrs. Cleves. 1367 01:06:05,206 --> 01:06:08,206 Well, it's from John, too, of course. 1368 01:06:08,275 --> 01:06:10,172 Thank you, John. 1369 01:06:10,241 --> 01:06:13,758 I wanted you to remember today. 1370 01:06:15,241 --> 01:06:17,172 Uh, have fun. 1371 01:06:17,241 --> 01:06:18,689 Darn it. 1372 01:06:18,758 --> 01:06:21,689 Why did she have to give me a birthday present? 1373 01:06:21,758 --> 01:06:24,172 I was all ready to let her have it 1374 01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:26,689 about my apartment. A pillbox! 1375 01:06:26,758 --> 01:06:28,689 John, I've never had a pillbox. 1376 01:06:28,758 --> 01:06:31,172 If we don't look at those damn lights, 1377 01:06:31,241 --> 01:06:33,172 she'll get suspicious. 1378 01:06:33,241 --> 01:06:36,172 Two people thought of me today -- 1379 01:06:36,241 --> 01:06:38,758 you and your wife. 1380 01:06:42,586 --> 01:06:44,172 And that's New Jersey. 1381 01:06:44,241 --> 01:06:47,172 And look to the right -- George Washington bridge. 1382 01:06:47,241 --> 01:06:48,655 How about that? 1383 01:06:48,724 --> 01:06:50,689 Isn't it glorious? 1384 01:06:52,241 --> 01:06:54,655 The pillbox did it. 1385 01:06:54,724 --> 01:06:56,172 John, I'm leaving you. 1386 01:06:56,241 --> 01:06:59,655 Now that I've met her, I'm so ashamed. 1387 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,137 You're dramatizing, 1388 01:07:01,206 --> 01:07:03,689 and please pretend to look at the view. 1389 01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:06,172 I'm going to find a husband somewhere 1390 01:07:06,241 --> 01:07:08,172 and have lots of children, 1391 01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:10,689 and they'll gather around me and bake a cake. 1392 01:07:10,758 --> 01:07:12,655 Next year you'll open the closet door, 1393 01:07:12,724 --> 01:07:14,172 and there will be balloons. 1394 01:07:14,241 --> 01:07:15,689 You've been saying for years 1395 01:07:15,758 --> 01:07:16,793 that one of US should be strong enough 1396 01:07:16,862 --> 01:07:18,758 to break it off. Well, tonight I'm strong. 1397 01:07:18,827 --> 01:07:20,724 But -- radio city. 1398 01:07:20,793 --> 01:07:22,689 Ellen, don't you just love it? 1399 01:07:22,758 --> 01:07:23,965 She loves it. 1400 01:07:24,034 --> 01:07:27,275 But what would you do? Where will you go? 1401 01:07:27,344 --> 01:07:30,275 Go? John, I'm only leaving you. 1402 01:07:30,344 --> 01:07:33,275 You mean you'd stay in the apartment? 1403 01:07:33,344 --> 01:07:34,793 Of course. It's my home. 1404 01:07:34,862 --> 01:07:37,793 It was my home before I ever met you. 1405 01:07:37,862 --> 01:07:39,758 But do you realize that on Monday 1406 01:07:39,827 --> 01:07:41,275 Felix and Dorothy will -- 1407 01:07:41,344 --> 01:07:42,758 not now, John, 1408 01:07:42,827 --> 01:07:44,793 not while I'm giving her you. 1409 01:07:44,862 --> 01:07:46,275 But she doesn't know that. 1410 01:07:46,344 --> 01:07:48,793 Well, tell her. And by the way, John, 1411 01:07:48,862 --> 01:07:51,793 I'd like my apartment back in my name, 1412 01:07:51,862 --> 01:07:57,517 and that is all I want. Nothing else. 1413 01:07:57,586 --> 01:08:00,275 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1414 01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:02,103 But, baby, let me come back tonight. 1415 01:08:02,172 --> 01:08:03,689 No, John. It's not Wednesday. 1416 01:08:03,758 --> 01:08:06,172 Besides, I wouldn't let you even if you could. 1417 01:08:06,241 --> 01:08:07,689 I'll get rid of Dorothy, 1418 01:08:07,758 --> 01:08:10,172 and you get rid of whatever his name -- 1419 01:08:10,241 --> 01:08:11,655 here, put it on. 1420 01:08:11,724 --> 01:08:15,172 If Dorothy notices... 1421 01:08:15,241 --> 01:08:16,689 Nothing's more spectacular 1422 01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:18,689 than the George Washington bridge. 1423 01:08:18,758 --> 01:08:21,655 This whole evening's been spectacular. 1424 01:08:21,724 --> 01:08:24,655 [ People gasp ] 1425 01:08:24,724 --> 01:08:26,172 Well, the whole city's dark. 1426 01:08:26,241 --> 01:08:28,172 Oh, no, not again. 1427 01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:30,655 John, do you think they're planning 1428 01:08:30,724 --> 01:08:33,655 to make it an annual event? 1429 01:08:33,724 --> 01:08:35,172 Marriage is compromise. 1430 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:38,827 For instance, I love bright colors. 1431 01:08:38,896 --> 01:08:40,482 John can't bear them. 1432 01:08:40,551 --> 01:08:42,310 I don't wear them. 1433 01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:43,655 Compromise. 1434 01:08:43,724 --> 01:08:45,000 That's compromise? 1435 01:08:45,068 --> 01:08:47,827 Well, according to John it is. 1436 01:08:47,896 --> 01:08:50,344 Oh. 1437 01:08:50,413 --> 01:08:52,689 Cass: I can wipe you out 1438 01:08:52,758 --> 01:08:55,827 with a few well-chosen words to Mrs. Cleves. 1439 01:08:55,896 --> 01:08:57,827 You can stop threatening me. 1440 01:08:57,896 --> 01:09:00,034 You know you're not going to do it. 1441 01:09:00,103 --> 01:09:02,206 What the hell have I got to lose? 1442 01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:03,517 That's my kind of ploy, not yours. 1443 01:09:03,586 --> 01:09:06,413 You won't because you haven't got the guts. 1444 01:09:06,482 --> 01:09:08,586 Dorothy: John, we need a light. 1445 01:09:08,655 --> 01:09:10,586 Our candles have gone out. 1446 01:09:10,655 --> 01:09:12,551 Stay right there, Mrs. Cleves. 1447 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:14,655 I'm coming right down. 1448 01:09:25,448 --> 01:09:27,241 Mrs. Cleves? 1449 01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:29,137 Yes? 1450 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,068 Be real careful going down these steps, huh? 1451 01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:36,655 All right. 1452 01:09:48,137 --> 01:09:51,275 [ Horns honking ] 1453 01:09:56,241 --> 01:09:58,137 John, are you comfortable in that jump seat? 1454 01:09:58,206 --> 01:09:59,379 Mm. 1455 01:09:59,448 --> 01:10:01,448 One grunt for yes, two for no. 1456 01:10:01,517 --> 01:10:03,448 John has one of those disc things 1457 01:10:03,517 --> 01:10:05,793 that pop in and out at the most inopportune times. 1458 01:10:05,862 --> 01:10:07,448 I've always thought it was psychosomatic, 1459 01:10:07,517 --> 01:10:09,793 but at that age, they all have something. 1460 01:10:09,862 --> 01:10:14,275 Do you mind not discussing my ailments? 1461 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:15,793 Why don't we play a game? 1462 01:10:15,862 --> 01:10:17,000 We're obviously not going to move for hours. 1463 01:10:17,068 --> 01:10:19,000 Great. A game. How about charades? 1464 01:10:19,068 --> 01:10:20,517 Don't be a poop. 1465 01:10:20,586 --> 01:10:23,000 Ellen, it's your birthday, your party. 1466 01:10:23,068 --> 01:10:26,275 You choose. 1467 01:10:26,344 --> 01:10:27,965 I don't know any games for automobiles. 1468 01:10:28,034 --> 01:10:30,206 We can play the match game. Do you have any matches? 1469 01:10:30,275 --> 01:10:31,206 I don't want to play. 1470 01:10:31,275 --> 01:10:32,862 It's one of your favorites. 1471 01:10:32,931 --> 01:10:34,206 Not tonight it isn't. 1472 01:10:34,275 --> 01:10:35,551 Well, how about ghost? 1473 01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:38,724 I don't want to play. I want to sit and sulk. 1474 01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:42,206 Be a sport. You can start. 1475 01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:46,344 Well, just one then. 1476 01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:47,689 "X." 1477 01:10:47,758 --> 01:10:49,344 "Y." you next. 1478 01:10:49,413 --> 01:10:50,862 "Z." 1479 01:10:50,931 --> 01:10:53,206 "X," "y," "z"? I challenge. 1480 01:10:53,275 --> 01:10:56,034 It just seemed to come after "x," "y." 1481 01:10:56,103 --> 01:10:58,034 John loves to start with "x." 1482 01:10:58,103 --> 01:11:00,206 The word was xylophone, wasn't it, dear? 1483 01:11:00,275 --> 01:11:01,482 Usually is. 1484 01:11:01,551 --> 01:11:03,551 Now you're a third of a ghost. 1485 01:11:03,620 --> 01:11:07,724 I'm really so bad at games. 1486 01:11:07,793 --> 01:11:09,724 Why don't we try something else? 1487 01:11:09,793 --> 01:11:10,724 Let's go around and start a word 1488 01:11:10,793 --> 01:11:12,793 with the last letter of the word before. 1489 01:11:12,862 --> 01:11:14,310 I like that game. 1490 01:11:14,379 --> 01:11:15,413 I hate it. 1491 01:11:15,482 --> 01:11:17,965 We haven't played one game yet, dear. 1492 01:11:18,034 --> 01:11:22,448 All right, then, but only one. I start. 1493 01:11:22,517 --> 01:11:24,137 Mountain. 1494 01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:26,275 Never. 1495 01:11:26,344 --> 01:11:28,137 Red. 1496 01:11:28,206 --> 01:11:29,965 Darling. 1497 01:11:30,034 --> 01:11:31,310 Groan. 1498 01:11:31,379 --> 01:11:33,137 Groan. Nome. 1499 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:36,275 You're out. That word starts with a "g." 1500 01:11:36,344 --> 01:11:37,620 Nome, Alaska, doesn't. 1501 01:11:37,689 --> 01:11:39,586 No proper names nor place names. 1502 01:11:39,655 --> 01:11:41,448 You're out. I start. 1503 01:11:41,517 --> 01:11:43,448 You always start no matter who -- 1504 01:11:43,517 --> 01:11:44,965 isn't he dreadful? 1505 01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:47,931 He's learned he can get away with it, so he does. 1506 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,586 Alternately. 1507 01:11:49,655 --> 01:11:51,413 Oh. I'm out. 1508 01:11:51,482 --> 01:11:53,275 Yellow. 1509 01:11:53,344 --> 01:11:55,103 That's very good, honeybun. 1510 01:11:55,172 --> 01:11:56,413 Um, wither. 1511 01:11:56,482 --> 01:11:57,931 Reply. 1512 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,103 Yellow. 1513 01:11:59,172 --> 01:12:02,034 Sorry. You can't use the same word twice. 1514 01:12:02,103 --> 01:12:03,586 You're out. I start. 1515 01:12:03,655 --> 01:12:06,448 Just the two of US? 1516 01:12:06,517 --> 01:12:09,758 Mm-hmm. Stupid. 1517 01:12:09,827 --> 01:12:11,448 Diabolic. 1518 01:12:11,517 --> 01:12:13,758 You're out. The word is diabolical. 1519 01:12:13,827 --> 01:12:15,034 The dictionary says -- 1520 01:12:15,103 --> 01:12:17,448 the dictionary is wrong. You're out. I win. 1521 01:12:17,517 --> 01:12:19,103 John, there's a blackout. 1522 01:12:19,172 --> 01:12:21,241 Everybody's friendly in a blackout. 1523 01:12:21,310 --> 01:12:24,413 All right. 1524 01:12:24,482 --> 01:12:27,275 I start. 1525 01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:29,482 Zahmahdah. 1526 01:12:29,551 --> 01:12:32,275 Zahmahdah? 1527 01:12:32,344 --> 01:12:36,172 I challenge there's no such word as zahmahdah. 1528 01:12:36,241 --> 01:12:39,275 Arabic. Means "you are a welcome guest in my house." 1529 01:12:39,344 --> 01:12:40,275 I win. 1530 01:12:40,344 --> 01:12:41,275 Arabic? 1531 01:12:41,344 --> 01:12:42,758 Who knows arabic? 1532 01:12:42,827 --> 01:12:44,275 John, really. 1533 01:12:44,344 --> 01:12:46,931 Anyone speak arabic? 1534 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,620 I win, and that's enough games. 1535 01:12:49,689 --> 01:12:51,620 Just a minute now, cleves. 1536 01:12:51,689 --> 01:12:53,758 You might get away with that kind of thing 1537 01:12:53,827 --> 01:12:55,620 in your own social set, 1538 01:12:55,689 --> 01:12:57,586 but in the akron athletic club, 1539 01:12:57,655 --> 01:12:58,931 you'd be clobbered. 1540 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,931 Are you by any chance suggesting -- 1541 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,965 I'm spelling it out for you. 1542 01:13:03,034 --> 01:13:05,448 I'd be glad to add a little punctuation. 1543 01:13:05,517 --> 01:13:08,206 You just try one comma, and period! 1544 01:13:08,275 --> 01:13:12,793 This is a game we play a lot in akron. 1545 01:13:12,862 --> 01:13:16,793 Do you know how it goes? Like this? 1546 01:13:16,862 --> 01:13:19,931 What a nice, bright girl you are. 1547 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,448 Well, that's jolly. Now what do we do? 1548 01:13:23,517 --> 01:13:25,931 Well, on the click, you say the first thing 1549 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,620 that comes into your mind, 1550 01:13:27,689 --> 01:13:30,103 and then you turn to the person next to you 1551 01:13:30,172 --> 01:13:31,448 as you say it, 1552 01:13:31,517 --> 01:13:33,448 and then he says the first thing 1553 01:13:33,517 --> 01:13:35,793 that comes to his mind after your word, 1554 01:13:35,862 --> 01:13:38,620 and if you miss the beat, you're out. 1555 01:13:38,689 --> 01:13:41,620 Couldn't be easier, and we can all play. 1556 01:13:41,689 --> 01:13:43,620 I suppose you two are sharks. 1557 01:13:43,689 --> 01:13:45,931 Ellen's played more than I have. 1558 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,448 I don't really remember. 1559 01:13:47,517 --> 01:13:48,931 It's called free association. 1560 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,103 Oh, like rorschach. 1561 01:13:50,172 --> 01:13:52,103 Do you want to start, John? 1562 01:13:52,172 --> 01:13:54,103 I don't want to play. 1563 01:13:54,172 --> 01:13:56,275 All right. You needn't. We'll play. Let's begin. 1564 01:13:56,344 --> 01:13:57,275 You start. 1565 01:13:57,344 --> 01:14:00,275 Okey-doke. Everybody ready? 1566 01:14:00,344 --> 01:14:02,758 Let's see now. Man. 1567 01:14:02,827 --> 01:14:04,275 Woman. 1568 01:14:04,344 --> 01:14:05,758 Child. 1569 01:14:05,827 --> 01:14:06,931 Nurse. 1570 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,413 Sick. 1571 01:14:08,482 --> 01:14:10,448 Hospital. 1572 01:14:10,517 --> 01:14:11,586 Ether. 1573 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:12,931 Smell. 1574 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,275 Bad. 1575 01:14:14,344 --> 01:14:15,758 Good. 1576 01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:16,758 Rotten. 1577 01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:17,931 Egg. 1578 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,275 Oh, I'm sorry. I missed a beat. 1579 01:14:20,344 --> 01:14:21,620 I just love it. 1580 01:14:21,689 --> 01:14:24,275 Now this time we play for real, huh? 1581 01:14:24,344 --> 01:14:26,172 I start. 1582 01:14:30,172 --> 01:14:31,931 Late. 1583 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,413 Night. 1584 01:14:33,482 --> 01:14:35,275 Police. 1585 01:14:35,344 --> 01:14:36,586 Crook. 1586 01:14:36,655 --> 01:14:38,103 Man. 1587 01:14:38,172 --> 01:14:39,586 Liar. 1588 01:14:39,655 --> 01:14:41,275 Cheat. 1589 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:44,586 Husband. 1590 01:14:44,655 --> 01:14:46,551 Master. 1591 01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:49,344 Mistress. 1592 01:14:52,172 --> 01:14:55,448 Marry. 1593 01:14:55,517 --> 01:14:57,103 Guilt? 1594 01:14:57,172 --> 01:14:59,931 Blackmail. 1595 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,344 Secrets. 1596 01:15:01,413 --> 01:15:03,103 Kept. 1597 01:15:03,172 --> 01:15:05,137 Love. 1598 01:15:05,206 --> 01:15:06,172 Sex. 1599 01:15:06,241 --> 01:15:07,172 Fun? 1600 01:15:07,241 --> 01:15:08,413 No. 1601 01:15:08,482 --> 01:15:09,413 Yes. 1602 01:15:09,482 --> 01:15:10,413 No! 1603 01:15:10,482 --> 01:15:11,586 Why? 1604 01:15:11,655 --> 01:15:13,655 Yes, why? 1605 01:15:13,724 --> 01:15:16,413 Well, I don't know. Are we still playing? 1606 01:15:16,482 --> 01:15:18,344 Of course. 1607 01:15:20,379 --> 01:15:22,793 Look, traffic's moving. 1608 01:15:22,862 --> 01:15:26,206 We don't have to play anymore. 1609 01:15:47,724 --> 01:15:51,793 Boy, that was some game, that was. 1610 01:15:51,862 --> 01:15:55,137 I'm tired. 1611 01:15:55,206 --> 01:15:59,655 Cass, i-I'd like to be alone. Please? 1612 01:15:59,724 --> 01:16:02,793 Ellen, I feel responsible for you. 1613 01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:04,793 I know it's your life, 1614 01:16:04,862 --> 01:16:06,793 and if you want to put your neck 1615 01:16:06,862 --> 01:16:08,827 back in the noose, it's your neck, 1616 01:16:08,896 --> 01:16:11,137 but I got to at least try to stop you. 1617 01:16:11,206 --> 01:16:12,344 Why? 1618 01:16:12,413 --> 01:16:14,310 Because we're friends. I like you. 1619 01:16:14,379 --> 01:16:16,482 Friends. We almost got -- 1620 01:16:16,551 --> 01:16:19,965 we almost got married this afternoon. 1621 01:16:20,034 --> 01:16:21,655 You're sweet, cass, 1622 01:16:21,724 --> 01:16:24,620 but I can take care of myself. 1623 01:16:24,689 --> 01:16:26,655 Oh... 1624 01:16:26,724 --> 01:16:29,655 Not with that guy, you can't. 1625 01:16:29,724 --> 01:16:32,655 You can't play his game any more than I can. 1626 01:16:32,724 --> 01:16:34,931 We play according to the rules. 1627 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,310 He breaks them all then makes his own. 1628 01:16:38,379 --> 01:16:39,965 Well, well, well. 1629 01:16:40,034 --> 01:16:41,965 Your great and good friend 1630 01:16:42,034 --> 01:16:44,689 must have talked to the governor. 1631 01:16:48,724 --> 01:16:52,448 Well, that only lasted 4 1/2 hours this time. 1632 01:16:52,517 --> 01:16:53,827 That's progress. 1633 01:16:53,896 --> 01:16:55,965 She's really quite sweet, isn't she? 1634 01:16:56,034 --> 01:16:56,965 Who? 1635 01:16:57,034 --> 01:16:58,620 Ellen. Mrs. Henderson. 1636 01:16:58,689 --> 01:17:00,000 Rather dramatic, though -- 1637 01:17:00,068 --> 01:17:02,620 those long white gloves with the fur on them, 1638 01:17:02,689 --> 01:17:04,137 the diamond necklace. 1639 01:17:04,206 --> 01:17:06,137 The necklace was rather bad taste. 1640 01:17:06,206 --> 01:17:09,137 Do you know what time it is? 1:30. 1641 01:17:09,206 --> 01:17:12,310 By the time we get to short hills and to bed, 1642 01:17:12,379 --> 01:17:14,793 it'll be time for me to get up 1643 01:17:14,862 --> 01:17:16,965 and catch the next train back here. 1644 01:17:17,034 --> 01:17:19,310 What are you leading up to, John? 1645 01:17:19,379 --> 01:17:22,655 Well, you better go home, and I'll go to the club. 1646 01:17:22,724 --> 01:17:24,620 That way, at least I can get 1647 01:17:24,689 --> 01:17:27,379 a couple of hours sleep. 1648 01:17:30,034 --> 01:17:32,793 I don't care what newsweekcalled him. 1649 01:17:32,862 --> 01:17:35,827 An eagle. Huh. Well, I'm no eagle. 1650 01:17:35,896 --> 01:17:39,137 No, you're not, but then, they're very scarce. 1651 01:17:39,206 --> 01:17:41,137 I don't want to be an eagle! 1652 01:17:41,206 --> 01:17:42,655 That's no sour grapes. 1653 01:17:42,724 --> 01:17:45,655 I'd rather be down here with the rest of the people 1654 01:17:45,724 --> 01:17:48,137 with normal human instincts and emotions, able to love, 1655 01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:49,482 living within the law. 1656 01:17:49,551 --> 01:17:50,793 He's no criminal. 1657 01:17:50,862 --> 01:17:52,793 He's got a good lawyer. 1658 01:17:52,862 --> 01:17:54,310 And he's no monster. 1659 01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:57,482 He's a human being with instincts and emotions, 1660 01:17:57,551 --> 01:17:59,620 and he canlove. 1661 01:17:59,689 --> 01:18:01,310 He loves me. 1662 01:18:01,379 --> 01:18:04,379 You certainly don't seem to know much about love. 1663 01:18:04,448 --> 01:18:06,655 I'm full of love! It's all right here. 1664 01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:09,137 It's just waiting on the right person 1665 01:18:09,206 --> 01:18:10,620 to come along. 1666 01:18:10,689 --> 01:18:13,310 Takes two, you know. 1667 01:18:13,379 --> 01:18:16,137 He's going to keep taking 1668 01:18:16,206 --> 01:18:18,137 as long as you keep giving, Ellen, 1669 01:18:18,206 --> 01:18:20,137 and he ain't giving nothing, 1670 01:18:20,206 --> 01:18:22,137 and I don't mean diamond necklaces. 1671 01:18:22,206 --> 01:18:24,620 Cass, please go away and leave me alone. 1672 01:18:24,689 --> 01:18:26,482 John is coming back. 1673 01:18:26,551 --> 01:18:29,310 No! What a waste -- 1674 01:18:29,379 --> 01:18:31,310 all of that sweetness and love 1675 01:18:31,379 --> 01:18:32,655 going to that buzzard. 1676 01:18:32,724 --> 01:18:35,137 Sit down. You're always talking about children 1677 01:18:35,206 --> 01:18:37,482 and never doing anything about it. 1678 01:18:37,551 --> 01:18:38,793 This is a nest. 1679 01:18:38,862 --> 01:18:40,965 What is a nest without a mate? 1680 01:18:41,034 --> 01:18:43,137 You think you've got a visiting eagle? 1681 01:18:43,206 --> 01:18:45,482 You got a dirty old cuckoo bird! 1682 01:18:45,551 --> 01:18:47,482 Sit down. He's got his own nest, 1683 01:18:47,551 --> 01:18:49,206 patting his wife's Fanny that way. 1684 01:18:49,275 --> 01:18:51,137 He did not. 1685 01:18:51,206 --> 01:18:53,862 Oh, yes, he did, in the restaurant. 1686 01:18:53,931 --> 01:18:55,862 And he's still got to go around 1687 01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:57,310 stealing other people's eggs. 1688 01:18:57,379 --> 01:19:00,310 Eggs. You haven't got an egg to sit on. 1689 01:19:00,379 --> 01:19:04,482 Oh, honey, you can't win with him, 1690 01:19:04,551 --> 01:19:06,482 but you're so damned hung up. 1691 01:19:06,551 --> 01:19:09,965 You want to know what your hang-up is? Do you? 1692 01:19:10,034 --> 01:19:12,310 You're a 30-year-old child. 1693 01:19:12,379 --> 01:19:14,827 You only want what you can't have. 1694 01:19:22,862 --> 01:19:24,137 Ellen. 1695 01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:25,896 Cass: In here! 1696 01:19:27,862 --> 01:19:31,310 Oh. You're still here. 1697 01:19:31,379 --> 01:19:33,655 And I've got something to say to you. 1698 01:19:33,724 --> 01:19:35,793 Don't bother. I was about to say 1699 01:19:35,862 --> 01:19:37,827 you may have exactly what you want. 1700 01:19:37,896 --> 01:19:40,310 Henderson, your company will stay open, 1701 01:19:40,379 --> 01:19:42,620 and you may have sole control of management. 1702 01:19:42,689 --> 01:19:43,724 What? 1703 01:19:43,793 --> 01:19:45,172 Well, isn't that clear enough? 1704 01:19:45,241 --> 01:19:48,206 I'm giving you exactly what you've been shouting about. 1705 01:19:48,275 --> 01:19:49,344 Why? 1706 01:19:49,413 --> 01:19:52,137 To get you the hell out of here! 1707 01:19:52,206 --> 01:19:55,137 Oh, no. Your word doesn't mean anything, cleves. 1708 01:19:55,206 --> 01:19:57,000 I want it in writing. 1709 01:19:57,068 --> 01:20:00,344 Cass, he'll keep his word. 1710 01:20:00,413 --> 01:20:02,448 You're a great authority on his promises, 1711 01:20:02,517 --> 01:20:03,689 aren't you? 1712 01:20:03,758 --> 01:20:06,827 A deal is a deal, man. Don't be a bore. 1713 01:20:06,896 --> 01:20:10,068 Well, I hate to think I've been boring. 1714 01:20:10,137 --> 01:20:13,000 Cass. 1715 01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:19,137 Oh, cass. 1716 01:20:19,206 --> 01:20:22,172 Ellen, what I said to you just now, I -- 1717 01:20:22,241 --> 01:20:24,344 it's not true. 1718 01:20:24,413 --> 01:20:28,068 Even if you win, you lose. 1719 01:20:34,586 --> 01:20:37,344 Jack Armstrong, the all-American boy. 1720 01:20:37,413 --> 01:20:39,034 Is he really gone? 1721 01:20:39,103 --> 01:20:42,000 I suppose it's difficult for you to understand 1722 01:20:42,068 --> 01:20:43,655 under the circumstances, 1723 01:20:43,724 --> 01:20:46,827 but he's a very nice person. 1724 01:20:46,896 --> 01:20:49,448 John. 1725 01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:50,655 Hmm? 1726 01:20:50,724 --> 01:20:52,344 Did you really? 1727 01:20:52,413 --> 01:20:54,103 Did I really what? 1728 01:20:54,172 --> 01:20:55,517 Pat Dorothy's Fanny? 1729 01:20:55,586 --> 01:20:57,517 Well, cass said you did. 1730 01:20:57,586 --> 01:21:00,655 Say, what is he, the FBI? 1731 01:21:00,724 --> 01:21:03,689 Well, yes, maybe I did. 1732 01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:06,862 After all, you're married to a person for 20 years, 1733 01:21:06,931 --> 01:21:11,000 it's just, um, a reflex action. 1734 01:21:11,068 --> 01:21:12,965 I never dreamed. 1735 01:21:13,034 --> 01:21:15,000 You never asked me. 1736 01:21:15,068 --> 01:21:18,103 Ask my lover if he sleeps with his wife? 1737 01:21:18,172 --> 01:21:21,103 What is that, some sort of friendly pillow talk? 1738 01:21:21,172 --> 01:21:23,103 Well, it doesn't happen often. 1739 01:21:23,172 --> 01:21:25,689 Yes, but it happens. That's the shocker. 1740 01:21:25,758 --> 01:21:28,689 How can you possibly sleep with one person 1741 01:21:28,758 --> 01:21:30,827 when you're supposedly in love with another? 1742 01:21:30,896 --> 01:21:31,827 Well, um... 1743 01:21:31,896 --> 01:21:33,000 It's easy. 1744 01:21:33,068 --> 01:21:34,827 It's for the children. 1745 01:21:34,896 --> 01:21:36,827 They like to watch? 1746 01:21:36,896 --> 01:21:38,827 It's because of the children 1747 01:21:38,896 --> 01:21:40,827 that Dorothy and I are still married. 1748 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,206 You know that. 1749 01:21:42,275 --> 01:21:44,517 Yes, but why do you have to sleep with her? 1750 01:21:44,586 --> 01:21:46,689 Because if I didn't, it, uh, 1751 01:21:46,758 --> 01:21:49,172 just wouldn't be good for the children. 1752 01:21:49,241 --> 01:21:51,344 Why do we have to talk about it? 1753 01:21:51,413 --> 01:21:53,344 We do have to talk, John. 1754 01:21:53,413 --> 01:21:54,827 I'm here with you where I want to be, 1755 01:21:54,896 --> 01:21:57,758 with the most desirable woman in the world. 1756 01:22:04,068 --> 01:22:06,689 I don't like you, John. 1757 01:22:06,758 --> 01:22:09,344 I resent what you're doing to her. 1758 01:22:09,413 --> 01:22:10,793 To both of US. 1759 01:22:10,862 --> 01:22:13,655 Well, you're hurting her, and I'm part of it. 1760 01:22:13,724 --> 01:22:16,793 But she doesn't know I'm hurting her, so I'm not. 1761 01:22:16,862 --> 01:22:19,793 Ha ha ha ha ha. 1762 01:22:19,862 --> 01:22:22,482 Ah, Ellen, 1763 01:22:22,551 --> 01:22:27,034 listen, is Dorothy a happy woman? 1764 01:22:27,103 --> 01:22:28,448 Well, is she? 1765 01:22:28,517 --> 01:22:31,724 You see, we're not hurting her. 1766 01:22:31,793 --> 01:22:33,965 We're not taking anything away from her. 1767 01:22:34,034 --> 01:22:36,206 In point of fact, having you in my life 1768 01:22:36,275 --> 01:22:38,724 makes me a happy, happy husband for Dorothy. 1769 01:22:38,793 --> 01:22:41,689 Far from hurting her, pet, we're helping her. 1770 01:22:41,758 --> 01:22:42,689 We are? 1771 01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:44,137 Of course. 1772 01:22:44,206 --> 01:22:47,206 If I didn't have you, Dorothy would be miserable. 1773 01:22:47,275 --> 01:22:51,206 I don't want to hurt her, but why should I help her? 1774 01:22:51,275 --> 01:22:53,689 I mean, she's a nice woman and everything, 1775 01:22:53,758 --> 01:22:55,862 but she's still your wife. 1776 01:22:55,931 --> 01:22:58,034 Sweetheart... 1777 01:22:58,103 --> 01:23:00,034 Sweetheart, I'm back! 1778 01:23:00,103 --> 01:23:01,862 Now what's going on? 1779 01:23:01,931 --> 01:23:04,206 Husband -- a husband shouldn't leave his wife 1780 01:23:04,275 --> 01:23:07,172 because of a quarrel when it's only the husband's fault. 1781 01:23:07,241 --> 01:23:09,724 What is this, more blackmail? 1782 01:23:15,620 --> 01:23:19,068 Um...dorothy. 1783 01:23:19,137 --> 01:23:20,206 John. 1784 01:23:20,275 --> 01:23:21,620 Oh! 1785 01:23:29,827 --> 01:23:31,793 Repeat after me -- 1786 01:23:31,862 --> 01:23:36,517 Mrs. John cleves, one moment, please. 1787 01:23:36,586 --> 01:23:38,620 Chicago calling. 1788 01:24:02,413 --> 01:24:03,689 Oh. 1789 01:24:03,758 --> 01:24:05,206 Oh, hello, miss Gordon. 1790 01:24:05,275 --> 01:24:06,379 Good morning. 1791 01:24:06,448 --> 01:24:09,034 Oh, I, um, I'm going to be moving 1792 01:24:09,103 --> 01:24:10,103 at the end of the week, 1793 01:24:10,172 --> 01:24:12,517 and I'm not going to need any more milk. 1794 01:24:12,586 --> 01:24:15,000 You see, well, I'm getting married. 1795 01:24:15,068 --> 01:24:17,482 Oh, congratulations and best wishes. 1796 01:24:17,551 --> 01:24:18,482 Thank you. 1797 01:24:18,551 --> 01:24:20,000 Oh, miss Gordon? 1798 01:24:20,068 --> 01:24:23,000 I wonder if I could ask you a question. 1799 01:24:23,068 --> 01:24:24,275 Yes. 1800 01:24:24,344 --> 01:24:26,344 Well, you've been living in this apartment 1801 01:24:26,413 --> 01:24:27,689 for a long time, 1802 01:24:27,758 --> 01:24:30,344 and it was always a bottle of milk, 1803 01:24:30,413 --> 01:24:33,344 then suddenly, a couple of years ago, 1804 01:24:33,413 --> 01:24:36,517 it became on Thursday morning only 1805 01:24:36,586 --> 01:24:41,000 a bottle of milk and cream. 1806 01:24:41,068 --> 01:24:43,241 I wondered about that. 1807 01:24:45,896 --> 01:24:47,827 And of course, last week, 1808 01:24:47,896 --> 01:24:50,517 it was and cream every morning. 1809 01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:53,517 And you've been wondering about that, too. 1810 01:24:53,586 --> 01:24:56,000 Yes, miss Gordon. 1811 01:24:56,068 --> 01:24:58,517 You don't mind my asking, do you? 1812 01:24:58,586 --> 01:25:01,103 No, I don't mind you asking, 1813 01:25:01,172 --> 01:25:04,241 if you don't mind my not answering. 1814 01:25:13,413 --> 01:25:14,862 Oh, John, 1815 01:25:14,931 --> 01:25:17,862 I saw my gynecologist yesterday, too, 1816 01:25:17,931 --> 01:25:20,862 and he says I have a magnificent pelvis. 1817 01:25:20,931 --> 01:25:22,206 Isn't that nice? 1818 01:25:22,275 --> 01:25:24,379 He says I can have a baby a year 1819 01:25:24,448 --> 01:25:27,379 and drop them like peas out of a pod. 1820 01:25:27,448 --> 01:25:30,344 I am built like a Chinese peasant. 1821 01:25:30,413 --> 01:25:31,517 You are. 1822 01:25:31,586 --> 01:25:33,172 Isn't that great? 1823 01:25:33,241 --> 01:25:35,103 [ Sighs ] 1824 01:25:49,137 --> 01:25:53,034 Baby, why don't you just go on with the packing 1825 01:25:53,103 --> 01:25:56,551 so that movers can get in here, huh? 1826 01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:59,551 Do I have to take my flowers out? 1827 01:25:59,620 --> 01:26:01,827 No, you don't have to, but if you don't, 1828 01:26:01,896 --> 01:26:03,931 somebody else will have to. 1829 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,724 After all, this will be the executive suite, 1830 01:26:06,793 --> 01:26:09,206 and cutesy touches are just nowhere. 1831 01:26:09,275 --> 01:26:11,310 John, why didn't you ever tell me 1832 01:26:11,379 --> 01:26:13,310 you thought they were cutesy? 1833 01:26:13,379 --> 01:26:15,517 Well, I never thought about them before 1834 01:26:15,586 --> 01:26:17,137 one way or another. 1835 01:26:19,413 --> 01:26:20,862 John? 1836 01:26:20,931 --> 01:26:22,206 Hmm? 1837 01:26:22,275 --> 01:26:24,206 Do you still love me? 1838 01:26:24,275 --> 01:26:26,862 Of course I still love you, 1839 01:26:26,931 --> 01:26:28,551 and I'll prove it. 1840 01:26:28,620 --> 01:26:30,862 We'll go out to dinner tonight. 1841 01:26:30,931 --> 01:26:34,206 Oh. You don't like my cooking. 1842 01:26:34,275 --> 01:26:36,551 Like your cooking? I love it. 1843 01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:39,896 I mean, that okra casserole you made last week 1844 01:26:39,965 --> 01:26:42,034 with cottage cheese and the poached egg 1845 01:26:42,103 --> 01:26:43,206 was superb. 1846 01:26:43,275 --> 01:26:45,206 You didn't even touch it. 1847 01:26:45,275 --> 01:26:47,206 I've been off my feet lately -- 1848 01:26:47,275 --> 01:26:49,206 you know, losing that electronics deal, 1849 01:26:49,275 --> 01:26:51,034 then my back... 1850 01:26:51,103 --> 01:26:54,551 Well, I've got to run to the office. 1851 01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:57,551 You are not wearing your shoes. 1852 01:26:57,620 --> 01:27:00,551 Well, I never do if I can help it. 1853 01:27:00,620 --> 01:27:03,896 Hmm. I hadn't noticed that until lately. 1854 01:27:03,965 --> 01:27:06,724 You haven't been around much until lately. 1855 01:27:06,793 --> 01:27:09,793 Oh, is that why? Well, see you tonight, dear. 1856 01:27:49,103 --> 01:27:51,551 I've asked you to come together 1857 01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:54,896 to meet your new mistress. 1858 01:27:54,965 --> 01:27:58,517 Kathleen, you promised you'd be brave. 1859 01:27:58,586 --> 01:28:00,862 Yes, ma'am. 1860 01:28:00,931 --> 01:28:03,517 May I take your coat, miss? 1861 01:28:03,586 --> 01:28:05,379 Oh, thank you. 1862 01:28:05,448 --> 01:28:07,551 That's better. 1863 01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:12,206 Ellen, this is Kathleen, the upstairs maid, 1864 01:28:12,275 --> 01:28:14,724 Lillian, her assistant, 1865 01:28:14,793 --> 01:28:17,379 Mrs. Jennings, our housekeeper. 1866 01:28:17,448 --> 01:28:20,862 Of course you remember Jennings who drove you from the station. 1867 01:28:20,931 --> 01:28:22,896 It's nice to see you again. 1868 01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:25,724 I should have said the indispensable Mrs. Jennings. 1869 01:28:25,793 --> 01:28:28,034 She knows exactly what John wants for family dinners 1870 01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:29,551 and for entertaining. 1871 01:28:29,620 --> 01:28:30,896 Oh, you'll be entertaining 1872 01:28:30,965 --> 01:28:32,896 John's business associates and their wives 1873 01:28:32,965 --> 01:28:34,896 about three nights a week, most weekends. 1874 01:28:34,965 --> 01:28:37,862 Staff gets wednesdays off 'cause that's the one day 1875 01:28:37,931 --> 01:28:40,862 John's out of town on...Business. Ahem. 1876 01:28:40,931 --> 01:28:43,862 This is Sandra, the downstairs maid, 1877 01:28:43,931 --> 01:28:46,034 and Charles... 1878 01:28:46,103 --> 01:28:48,551 Charles, just what is it you do? 1879 01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:50,517 Oh, a little bit of everything, 1880 01:28:50,586 --> 01:28:52,000 Mrs. Cleves. 1881 01:28:52,068 --> 01:28:55,551 Oh, yes. And so important on a place this size. 1882 01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:58,862 This is Ingrid. Ingrid takes care of Eric, 1883 01:28:58,931 --> 01:29:01,482 who's our gardener and her husband. 1884 01:29:01,551 --> 01:29:04,517 Eric is the most superb gardener 1885 01:29:04,586 --> 01:29:05,862 in essex county. 1886 01:29:05,931 --> 01:29:08,206 He's famous for his snapdragons. 1887 01:29:08,275 --> 01:29:09,689 How do you do? 1888 01:29:09,758 --> 01:29:13,068 I have plastic ones at home. 1889 01:29:13,137 --> 01:29:17,068 Well, I-I have this thing about seeing flowers die. 1890 01:29:17,137 --> 01:29:22,689 Now I suppose you'll want to see the bedroom. 1891 01:29:22,758 --> 01:29:24,862 I was so surprised when you called me. 1892 01:29:24,931 --> 01:29:26,862 I was rather surprised myself. 1893 01:29:26,931 --> 01:29:28,206 You're absolutely right. 1894 01:29:28,275 --> 01:29:31,206 There's no reason why we shouldn't be friends. 1895 01:29:31,275 --> 01:29:34,034 I'm sorry you mentioned plastic flowers to Eric. 1896 01:29:34,103 --> 01:29:35,551 He's so temperamental, 1897 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:37,896 and good gardeners are so hard to come by. 1898 01:29:37,965 --> 01:29:41,206 I think no woman has really had any luck with gardeners 1899 01:29:41,275 --> 01:29:43,103 since lady chatterly. 1900 01:29:47,344 --> 01:29:51,068 This is my suite. 1901 01:29:51,137 --> 01:29:53,068 Oh...lovely room. 1902 01:29:53,137 --> 01:29:55,586 Technically, John has a suite of his own, 1903 01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:58,068 but we've always sort of headquartered here. 1904 01:29:58,137 --> 01:29:59,586 I hope you'll have 1905 01:29:59,655 --> 01:30:00,655 the same sort of arrangement. 1906 01:30:00,724 --> 01:30:02,689 Please, sit down. 1907 01:30:02,758 --> 01:30:05,172 I'm rather nervous about meeting the children. 1908 01:30:05,241 --> 01:30:07,172 I hope they like me. 1909 01:30:07,241 --> 01:30:09,172 My dear, they like anything pretty, 1910 01:30:09,241 --> 01:30:11,172 even poison oak. 1911 01:30:11,241 --> 01:30:15,172 Oh, I didn't mean... 1912 01:30:15,241 --> 01:30:17,793 When will they be home from school? 1913 01:30:17,862 --> 01:30:20,034 Oh, about the middle of June, 1914 01:30:20,103 --> 01:30:21,827 right after exams. 1915 01:30:21,896 --> 01:30:23,310 Right after exams? 1916 01:30:23,379 --> 01:30:25,655 I thought they went to nursery school. 1917 01:30:25,724 --> 01:30:28,551 Nursery school? 1918 01:30:28,620 --> 01:30:30,655 Didn't John tell you about them? 1919 01:30:30,724 --> 01:30:32,206 Johnny's at Harvard, 1920 01:30:32,275 --> 01:30:35,965 and Debbie's at Bryn mawr, my Alma mater. 1921 01:30:38,344 --> 01:30:41,724 Oh. 1922 01:30:41,793 --> 01:30:45,206 I thought they were younger -- 1923 01:30:45,275 --> 01:30:48,551 a lot younger. 1924 01:30:48,620 --> 01:30:50,724 Johnny's taller than his dad, 1925 01:30:50,793 --> 01:30:55,034 and Debbie's about to get herself engaged. 1926 01:30:55,103 --> 01:30:57,206 Dear, what's the matter? 1927 01:30:57,275 --> 01:31:01,965 Oh, a staff, 37 rooms, a wine cellar -- 1928 01:31:02,034 --> 01:31:04,379 it's just not the way 1929 01:31:04,448 --> 01:31:06,379 I always thought of being married. 1930 01:31:06,448 --> 01:31:08,517 Oh, I'm afraid it's the only way 1931 01:31:08,586 --> 01:31:11,551 to be married to John. 1932 01:31:11,620 --> 01:31:14,862 Are there really 37 rooms? 1933 01:31:14,931 --> 01:31:17,379 Give or take a sitting room. 1934 01:31:17,448 --> 01:31:20,275 Why don't we go and count them? 1935 01:31:32,206 --> 01:31:33,413 If the train's on time, I'll be able 1936 01:31:33,482 --> 01:31:35,413 to make my fitting at maximillian's. 1937 01:31:35,482 --> 01:31:37,344 Wasn't it dear of John to let me have the coat? 1938 01:31:37,413 --> 01:31:39,827 Sort of a bon voyage gift, you might say. 1939 01:31:39,896 --> 01:31:40,827 Mrs. Cleves -- 1940 01:31:40,896 --> 01:31:41,827 Dorothy. 1941 01:31:41,896 --> 01:31:43,000 Dorothy, yes. 1942 01:31:43,068 --> 01:31:45,517 Dorothy, when you come back from Reno, 1943 01:31:45,586 --> 01:31:47,517 where are you going to live? 1944 01:31:47,586 --> 01:31:50,000 Oh, I don't know. I'll travel a bit. 1945 01:31:50,068 --> 01:31:52,517 All I need is a small place in town 1946 01:31:52,586 --> 01:31:54,000 to hang my clothes. 1947 01:31:54,068 --> 01:31:58,655 Why don't you take my place? No, seriously. 1948 01:31:58,724 --> 01:32:00,655 The present tenant is moving out, 1949 01:32:00,724 --> 01:32:01,793 and it's owned by the company, 1950 01:32:01,862 --> 01:32:02,827 and therefore it's... 1951 01:32:02,896 --> 01:32:03,827 Tax deductible.Tax deductible. 1952 01:32:03,896 --> 01:32:05,931 I love it. It's a marvelous idea. 1953 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,448 I'll have another look at the place. 1954 01:32:08,517 --> 01:32:10,448 Certainly, any time you say. 1955 01:32:10,517 --> 01:32:11,931 Today, if you like. 1956 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,448 Well, let's see. 1957 01:32:13,517 --> 01:32:15,965 There's the fitting and then the dinner date. 1958 01:32:16,034 --> 01:32:18,448 In between, I thought I'd check into a hotel 1959 01:32:18,517 --> 01:32:20,448 and have a bath and freshen up. 1960 01:32:20,517 --> 01:32:22,448 Why don't you use the apartment? 1961 01:32:22,517 --> 01:32:25,448 I'm not going to be home until at least 6:30. 1962 01:32:25,517 --> 01:32:27,931 There are thick towels and bath salts, 1963 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,931 even bubbles, if you like. 1964 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:31,448 How sweet of you. 1965 01:32:31,517 --> 01:32:34,413 Such a bother checking in and out of a hotel 1966 01:32:34,482 --> 01:32:35,931 just for a bath, 1967 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,000 and, oh, I do love bubbles. 1968 01:32:47,758 --> 01:32:49,034 [ Door closes ] 1969 01:32:49,103 --> 01:32:50,655 Ellen? 1970 01:32:53,689 --> 01:32:55,965 Ellen? 1971 01:32:59,931 --> 01:33:02,793 Oh, John. 1972 01:33:02,862 --> 01:33:05,482 What are you doing here? 1973 01:33:05,551 --> 01:33:07,724 Taking a bath at Ellen's invitation. 1974 01:33:07,793 --> 01:33:10,689 What are you doing home at this hour? 1975 01:33:10,758 --> 01:33:11,965 I just got word. 1976 01:33:12,034 --> 01:33:13,517 I've got to go to Milwaukee immediately -- 1977 01:33:13,586 --> 01:33:16,275 business. 1978 01:33:16,344 --> 01:33:18,724 Hello? Miss Ellen Gordon? 1979 01:33:18,793 --> 01:33:20,724 One moment, please. Milwaukee calling. 1980 01:33:20,793 --> 01:33:23,206 Oh, John, you're not starting that already 1981 01:33:23,275 --> 01:33:24,827 with that poor girl. 1982 01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:28,034 No, no, no, this is really legitimate. 1983 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:30,448 I mean, I really have to fly 1984 01:33:30,517 --> 01:33:32,448 to Milwaukee on business, honest. 1985 01:33:32,517 --> 01:33:34,862 Well, if I were you, I wouldn't give her 1986 01:33:34,931 --> 01:33:37,000 the weather report when I telephoned her tonight. 1987 01:33:37,068 --> 01:33:39,827 She may not be as dumb as I was. 1988 01:33:39,896 --> 01:33:42,103 Now if you don't mind, 1989 01:33:42,172 --> 01:33:44,103 I'm getting out of the tub. 1990 01:33:44,172 --> 01:33:46,620 So what? In 20 years of married life, 1991 01:33:46,689 --> 01:33:49,620 I must have seen you at least a thousand times 1992 01:33:49,689 --> 01:33:51,586 getting out of the tub. 1993 01:33:51,655 --> 01:33:53,103 May I remind you, 1994 01:33:53,172 --> 01:33:55,620 you no longer have the right legally 1995 01:33:55,689 --> 01:33:58,103 to see me getting out of the tub. 1996 01:33:58,172 --> 01:34:00,103 Oh, knock it off. Don't tell me 1997 01:34:00,172 --> 01:34:02,551 you're going to stand on a technicality. 1998 01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:06,103 I most certainly am, darling. 1999 01:34:06,172 --> 01:34:08,965 Oh. 2000 01:34:17,586 --> 01:34:20,586 [ Door rattling ] 2001 01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:23,000 Oh, damn, damn, damn! 2002 01:34:23,068 --> 01:34:24,517 What's the matter? 2003 01:34:24,586 --> 01:34:26,517 Oh, it's that damn slip-on knob. 2004 01:34:26,586 --> 01:34:29,034 I've been locking myself in all week. 2005 01:34:29,103 --> 01:34:31,517 Well, obviously, it isn't going to do you much good 2006 01:34:31,586 --> 01:34:33,517 to keep rattling that knob. 2007 01:34:33,586 --> 01:34:36,551 Ellen said she wouldn't be back until 6:30. 2008 01:34:36,620 --> 01:34:38,068 6:30? Oh. 2009 01:34:38,137 --> 01:34:40,068 Well, who was it said 2010 01:34:40,137 --> 01:34:42,551 that if something or other is inevitable, 2011 01:34:42,620 --> 01:34:45,344 relax and enjoy it. 2012 01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:48,344 Turn your back. I'm going to get dressed. 2013 01:34:48,413 --> 01:34:50,517 What's the sense in getting dressed? 2014 01:34:50,586 --> 01:34:53,172 You're not going anywhere. You're locked in. 2015 01:34:53,241 --> 01:34:54,689 Well, when I'm unlocked, 2016 01:34:54,758 --> 01:34:57,758 I'd rather not be found undressed. 2017 01:35:06,551 --> 01:35:10,034 Hi. 2018 01:35:10,103 --> 01:35:13,206 Cass! Oh! 2019 01:35:13,275 --> 01:35:14,862 Oh, I never thought I'd see you again. 2020 01:35:14,931 --> 01:35:15,896 Well, I came by your place. 2021 01:35:15,965 --> 01:35:18,413 There was no answer, so I came here. 2022 01:35:18,482 --> 01:35:20,413 How did you know I'd be here? 2023 01:35:20,482 --> 01:35:22,448 I know it's a hangout of yours, 2024 01:35:22,517 --> 01:35:24,448 especially when you're unhappy. 2025 01:35:24,517 --> 01:35:27,241 I'm not unhappy. I'm terribly happy. 2026 01:35:27,310 --> 01:35:29,206 Dorothy's going to Reno, 2027 01:35:29,275 --> 01:35:32,206 and I'm going to live in a 37-room house, 2028 01:35:32,275 --> 01:35:35,413 and, well, I'm terribly happy. 2029 01:35:35,482 --> 01:35:39,482 Well, I'm terribly happy you're terribly happy. 2030 01:35:39,551 --> 01:35:43,000 What time is it? 2031 01:35:45,275 --> 01:35:46,758 A little after 6:30. 2032 01:35:46,827 --> 01:35:49,724 Let's go home, huh? I'll make you a drink. 2033 01:35:49,793 --> 01:35:51,241 Still champagne? 2034 01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:53,724 Yeah, from last night. I hope you don't mind. 2035 01:35:53,793 --> 01:35:55,241 I love it flat. 2036 01:35:55,310 --> 01:35:57,724 Okay. You know, we've had dinner home 2037 01:35:57,793 --> 01:35:59,241 every night this week, 2038 01:35:59,310 --> 01:36:01,241 and John just loves my cooking. 2039 01:36:01,310 --> 01:36:03,241 Oh, cass, it's so great 2040 01:36:03,310 --> 01:36:05,241 being together all the time, 2041 01:36:05,310 --> 01:36:07,724 and, oh, cass, it is such a relief 2042 01:36:07,793 --> 01:36:09,965 to be going straight. 2043 01:36:14,137 --> 01:36:15,724 I understand the settlement's 2044 01:36:15,793 --> 01:36:18,000 all ready to sign. 2045 01:36:19,655 --> 01:36:22,551 I wonder if you realize how all this bugs me. 2046 01:36:22,620 --> 01:36:24,103 When we met 2047 01:36:24,172 --> 01:36:26,068 in Pete Mitchell's office Friday morning -- 2048 01:36:26,137 --> 01:36:28,068 you and I across a table, 2049 01:36:28,137 --> 01:36:29,724 all that legal razzmatazz, 2050 01:36:29,793 --> 01:36:31,724 the end of a life together. 2051 01:36:31,793 --> 01:36:33,241 I know, I know. 2052 01:36:33,310 --> 01:36:35,241 When we discussed the mausoleum, 2053 01:36:35,310 --> 01:36:37,758 I'd always pictured US side by side -- 2054 01:36:37,827 --> 01:36:39,758 you and I and Debbie and Johnny. 2055 01:36:39,827 --> 01:36:42,241 You make it sound like a bus ride. 2056 01:36:42,310 --> 01:36:44,241 It's a very serious thing. 2057 01:36:44,310 --> 01:36:46,241 Of course it is, dear. 2058 01:36:46,310 --> 01:36:48,931 Yes, it's all very unsettling -- 2059 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:53,413 my whole family together in my family's mausoleum 2060 01:36:53,482 --> 01:36:56,896 and me rattling away somewhere by myself. 2061 01:36:56,965 --> 01:36:59,068 You won't be by yourself, dear. 2062 01:36:59,137 --> 01:37:00,758 You'll be with Ellen. 2063 01:37:00,827 --> 01:37:03,758 Ellen will probably want to be with her own people. 2064 01:37:03,827 --> 01:37:06,241 You always want to be with your own people. 2065 01:37:06,310 --> 01:37:08,103 Maybe you could invite Ellen to be with US. 2066 01:37:08,172 --> 01:37:10,620 Then we'd all be in one place together. 2067 01:37:10,689 --> 01:37:12,620 That's very thoughtful, but, darling, 2068 01:37:12,689 --> 01:37:14,620 let's not do anything impulsive. 2069 01:37:14,689 --> 01:37:16,586 We could try a separation -- 2070 01:37:16,655 --> 01:37:18,275 legal, of course. 2071 01:37:18,344 --> 01:37:20,931 You'd be free, I'd be free, 2072 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:24,275 and we could still file a joint return. 2073 01:37:24,344 --> 01:37:26,275 No, John. You can file a joint return 2074 01:37:26,344 --> 01:37:28,275 with Ellen -- same thing. 2075 01:37:28,344 --> 01:37:29,965 Oh, no, it isn't. 2076 01:37:30,034 --> 01:37:34,137 I'll arrange it the first thing on my agenda. 2077 01:37:34,206 --> 01:37:37,862 We don't want too full an agenda, do we, dear? 2078 01:37:47,137 --> 01:37:49,068 I'll, uh... 2079 01:37:49,137 --> 01:37:51,068 Go right for the champagne. 2080 01:37:51,137 --> 01:37:53,551 Oh, okay. Here, let me take that. 2081 01:37:53,620 --> 01:37:55,137 Thank you. 2082 01:38:02,793 --> 01:38:04,241 These your glasses? 2083 01:38:04,310 --> 01:38:06,379 Uh-huh. 2084 01:38:06,448 --> 01:38:07,896 Ha ha ha. 2085 01:38:07,965 --> 01:38:10,413 They help your eyes? 2086 01:38:10,482 --> 01:38:12,413 Enormously. 2087 01:38:12,482 --> 01:38:15,068 See? Don't I look like a wife? 2088 01:38:15,137 --> 01:38:18,586 Oh, yep, sure do. 2089 01:38:18,655 --> 01:38:21,241 Well, it looks like you're moving. 2090 01:38:21,310 --> 01:38:23,724 Yeah, this really is going to be 2091 01:38:23,793 --> 01:38:26,068 the executive suite now. 2092 01:38:26,137 --> 01:38:28,241 Till I get married, 2093 01:38:28,310 --> 01:38:31,241 I'm going to live in a hotel. 2094 01:38:31,310 --> 01:38:33,241 You're happy about that, too? 2095 01:38:33,310 --> 01:38:35,103 Very happy. 2096 01:38:35,172 --> 01:38:38,068 Boy, I've been thinking about these flowers all week. 2097 01:38:38,137 --> 01:38:40,551 I was beginning to think I dreamed it, 2098 01:38:40,620 --> 01:38:43,034 but, no, there they are. 2099 01:38:43,103 --> 01:38:45,586 Ellen, Ellen, how does your garden grow? 2100 01:38:45,655 --> 01:38:48,724 Buy them at the store and tie them on. 2101 01:38:48,793 --> 01:38:50,724 Cass? 2102 01:38:50,793 --> 01:38:53,068 Do you think they're cutesy? 2103 01:38:53,137 --> 01:38:55,068 What's cutesy? 2104 01:38:55,137 --> 01:38:57,724 Oh, you know, uh... 2105 01:38:57,793 --> 01:38:59,551 Cutesy. 2106 01:38:59,620 --> 01:39:02,068 I think you're cutesy. 2107 01:39:02,137 --> 01:39:04,241 You look real clean. 2108 01:39:04,310 --> 01:39:07,068 And your glasses -- you look great. 2109 01:39:07,137 --> 01:39:10,068 That's because I'm so happy. 2110 01:39:10,137 --> 01:39:13,068 I said it before, and I'll say it again. 2111 01:39:13,137 --> 01:39:15,413 I'm happy you're happy. 2112 01:39:15,482 --> 01:39:18,379 I've never been so happy -- 2113 01:39:18,448 --> 01:39:20,241 never. 2114 01:39:20,310 --> 01:39:21,758 I didn't think anybody... 2115 01:39:21,827 --> 01:39:24,413 [ Sobbing ] Could be this happy. 2116 01:39:24,482 --> 01:39:26,241 What's the matter, honey? 2117 01:39:26,310 --> 01:39:27,896 What's the matter, sweetie? 2118 01:39:27,965 --> 01:39:30,413 I know his back hurts him, 2119 01:39:30,482 --> 01:39:32,586 and he lost his electronics deal. 2120 01:39:32,655 --> 01:39:34,758 Oh, he wants electronics now, huh? 2121 01:39:34,827 --> 01:39:37,896 He sure as hell wanted me. 2122 01:39:37,965 --> 01:39:40,758 Oh! Sometimes I think 2123 01:39:40,827 --> 01:39:43,068 he doesn't even like me anymore. 2124 01:39:43,137 --> 01:39:44,551 Oh, well, now... 2125 01:39:44,620 --> 01:39:46,068 We never make love. 2126 01:39:46,137 --> 01:39:47,758 Oh. 2127 01:39:47,827 --> 01:39:50,241 We used to stay up all night making love. 2128 01:39:50,310 --> 01:39:52,241 Well, then why don't you talk to him about that? 2129 01:39:52,310 --> 01:39:53,758 I did! I did. 2130 01:39:53,827 --> 01:39:56,241 He said that was one night a week, 2131 01:39:56,310 --> 01:39:59,241 and the next day he was like a zombie. 2132 01:39:59,310 --> 01:40:01,241 Now I don't even get 2133 01:40:01,310 --> 01:40:03,724 the one night I used to have. 2134 01:40:03,793 --> 01:40:05,241 Oh, now, honey, 2135 01:40:05,310 --> 01:40:07,758 sex is a lot in the head, you know. 2136 01:40:07,827 --> 01:40:10,241 If he's got things on his mind, 2137 01:40:10,310 --> 01:40:13,241 well, I mean, a guy's got to be in the mood. 2138 01:40:13,310 --> 01:40:15,241 He's always in a mood. 2139 01:40:15,310 --> 01:40:16,758 Oh, is he? 2140 01:40:16,827 --> 01:40:19,758 He mopes around and hardly ever talks to me. 2141 01:40:19,827 --> 01:40:21,103 Well... 2142 01:40:21,172 --> 01:40:22,620 He comes home. 2143 01:40:22,689 --> 01:40:25,275 He has dinner and works on his papers. 2144 01:40:25,344 --> 01:40:27,896 Then he says he has to get some sleep, 2145 01:40:27,965 --> 01:40:30,413 and before I can even say good night, 2146 01:40:30,482 --> 01:40:31,931 he's snoring. 2147 01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,931 Oh, well, you knew he snored. 2148 01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:36,413 How would I know? He never slept. 2149 01:40:36,482 --> 01:40:38,103 Oh. 2150 01:40:38,172 --> 01:40:41,103 I know it's a big adjustment for him and all 2151 01:40:41,172 --> 01:40:43,103 and the morning papers and everything. 2152 01:40:43,172 --> 01:40:46,275 Yes. What's that got to do with it? 2153 01:40:46,344 --> 01:40:48,758 Well, you see, he has all these habits. 2154 01:40:48,827 --> 01:40:49,965 Uh-huh. 2155 01:40:50,034 --> 01:40:52,275 He used to read the morning papers 2156 01:40:52,344 --> 01:40:54,758 on the train going to New York, 2157 01:40:54,827 --> 01:40:56,793 and now he's all mixed up, 2158 01:40:56,862 --> 01:40:59,275 and he doesn't know when to read them. 2159 01:40:59,344 --> 01:41:00,758 And then last night 2160 01:41:00,827 --> 01:41:02,758 they were full of nail Polish 2161 01:41:02,827 --> 01:41:04,758 from when I did my toenails. 2162 01:41:04,827 --> 01:41:07,275 I don't know why he got so mad. 2163 01:41:07,344 --> 01:41:09,758 I didn't get any on the financial page. 2164 01:41:09,827 --> 01:41:11,793 No, no. 2165 01:41:11,862 --> 01:41:16,517 And he hates every white cottage I find. 2166 01:41:16,586 --> 01:41:18,206 And every time I mention our children, 2167 01:41:18,275 --> 01:41:19,689 he just freezes. 2168 01:41:19,758 --> 01:41:21,724 And when I told him 2169 01:41:21,793 --> 01:41:24,551 how the doctor raved about my pelvis -- 2170 01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:27,448 my pelvis -- he wasn't even excited! 2171 01:41:27,517 --> 01:41:29,448 He doesn't appreciate how important 2172 01:41:29,517 --> 01:41:32,034 a good pelvic measurement is to a woman. 2173 01:41:32,103 --> 01:41:34,034 No, he doesn't, sweetheart. 2174 01:41:34,103 --> 01:41:36,034 Oh, I've been so miserable, 2175 01:41:36,103 --> 01:41:37,275 and I couldn't tell anybody. 2176 01:41:37,344 --> 01:41:38,793 Well, well, well... 2177 01:41:38,862 --> 01:41:41,758 Oh, cass, I'm so happy to have you for a friend. 2178 01:41:41,827 --> 01:41:43,275 So am I, honey. 2179 01:41:43,344 --> 01:41:45,931 Yes. I-I feel so close to you. 2180 01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:48,344 Sure you do. 2181 01:41:51,758 --> 01:41:54,758 I wonder what's keeping Ellen. 2182 01:41:54,827 --> 01:41:56,793 She said 6:30. 2183 01:41:56,862 --> 01:42:00,344 No sense of time, that girl. 2184 01:42:13,827 --> 01:42:15,275 Cass, I love John. 2185 01:42:15,344 --> 01:42:17,275 John, we are getting a divorce, 2186 01:42:17,344 --> 01:42:19,793 and you're going to marry that poor girl. 2187 01:42:19,862 --> 01:42:22,275 No, you don't, honey. He's wrong for you. 2188 01:42:22,344 --> 01:42:24,275 I do, and he's not. 2189 01:42:24,344 --> 01:42:26,275 The poor man is just, well... 2190 01:42:26,344 --> 01:42:27,758 You're very upsetting. 2191 01:42:27,827 --> 01:42:29,448 Upset, that's all. 2192 01:42:29,517 --> 01:42:32,413 Thank you for being so comforting. 2193 01:42:32,482 --> 01:42:33,931 Comforting? 2194 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,448 Comforting. 2195 01:42:35,517 --> 01:42:37,448 I'm sorry I got so unnerved. 2196 01:42:37,517 --> 01:42:41,448 I just sort of slopped over, didn't I? 2197 01:42:41,517 --> 01:42:44,103 Let's just forget it. 2198 01:42:44,172 --> 01:42:47,103 What brings you to New York this time? 2199 01:42:47,172 --> 01:42:49,103 You. All week I've been seeing 2200 01:42:49,172 --> 01:42:50,586 purple flowers and balloons 2201 01:42:50,655 --> 01:42:52,103 and diamond necklaces. 2202 01:42:52,172 --> 01:42:53,620 Oh, cass, please don't. 2203 01:42:53,689 --> 01:42:55,517 I may not be the right guy for you, 2204 01:42:55,586 --> 01:42:56,586 but neither is that -- 2205 01:42:56,655 --> 01:42:57,448 please stop.Please stop. 2206 01:42:57,517 --> 01:43:00,551 Okay, okay. 2207 01:43:00,620 --> 01:43:02,000 He's got glamour. 2208 01:43:02,068 --> 01:43:02,896 I'm willing to admit that. 2209 01:43:02,965 --> 01:43:04,413 He's an important man. 2210 01:43:04,482 --> 01:43:05,896 He's charming, attractive, 2211 01:43:05,965 --> 01:43:09,689 highly intelligent, amusing. 2212 01:43:09,758 --> 01:43:11,310 Okay, all right, he's all of those things, 2213 01:43:11,379 --> 01:43:12,793 but then, so are you, 2214 01:43:12,862 --> 01:43:15,310 and, besides, you're lovable. 2215 01:43:15,379 --> 01:43:16,827 Oh, honey, you know, 2216 01:43:16,896 --> 01:43:19,310 there are a thousand guys who could love you 2217 01:43:19,379 --> 01:43:20,793 if you'd let them -- 2218 01:43:20,862 --> 01:43:23,793 I mean, me, for instance. 2219 01:43:23,862 --> 01:43:26,310 I'm not a big deal. 2220 01:43:26,379 --> 01:43:31,241 I'm not glamorous, but I'm a man, 2221 01:43:31,310 --> 01:43:32,172 and I know how to love you 2222 01:43:32,241 --> 01:43:32,965 and take care of you 2223 01:43:33,034 --> 01:43:37,620 and be responsible for you. 2224 01:43:37,689 --> 01:43:39,551 That's more than you can say for John cleves. 2225 01:43:39,620 --> 01:43:42,034 You marry him, you don't need a baby. 2226 01:43:42,103 --> 01:43:43,724 You got one. 2227 01:43:43,793 --> 01:43:45,103 Yes, John is like a boy. 2228 01:43:45,172 --> 01:43:49,000 That's why I love him, and he loves me, too. 2229 01:43:52,482 --> 01:43:55,379 What if he doesn't? 2230 01:43:55,448 --> 01:43:57,275 How about US? 2231 01:44:02,206 --> 01:44:05,724 Well, I'll be at the commodore. 2232 01:44:05,793 --> 01:44:08,379 I've got to go down into the office 2233 01:44:08,448 --> 01:44:10,862 and then see your husband about some -- 2234 01:44:10,931 --> 01:44:11,724 he's not my husband yet. 2235 01:44:11,793 --> 01:44:12,655 Whatever he is, 2236 01:44:12,724 --> 01:44:17,931 I got to see him about some papers. 2237 01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:18,758 You don't know it, but you got 2238 01:44:18,827 --> 01:44:20,862 Rose-colored glass in these. 2239 01:45:01,931 --> 01:45:04,275 [ Gasps ] 2240 01:45:41,482 --> 01:45:44,724 Hotel. Hotel... 2241 01:45:44,793 --> 01:45:46,724 Commodore. 2242 01:45:46,793 --> 01:45:49,068 Ellen. Ellen. 2243 01:45:49,137 --> 01:45:52,068 Oh, I'm so glad your back is so much better. 2244 01:45:52,137 --> 01:45:54,724 Oh, Ellen, be fair. We were locked in. 2245 01:45:54,793 --> 01:45:56,896 No radio, no -- no television, 2246 01:45:56,965 --> 01:45:58,413 no newspapers, no magazines. 2247 01:45:58,482 --> 01:46:00,413 What else could we do? 2248 01:46:00,482 --> 01:46:03,379 Tell me about little Johnny and little Debbie. 2249 01:46:03,448 --> 01:46:05,655 I'm sure they are the only college students 2250 01:46:05,724 --> 01:46:07,241 in the country with their little arms 2251 01:46:07,310 --> 01:46:09,344 flung out over their little heads. 2252 01:46:09,413 --> 01:46:11,344 They're very, uh, precocious. 2253 01:46:11,413 --> 01:46:13,620 Oh, Ellen, listen. 2254 01:46:13,689 --> 01:46:14,655 You listen. 2255 01:46:14,724 --> 01:46:17,034 I don't want 37 rooms and a wine cellar 2256 01:46:17,103 --> 01:46:19,965 and a husband that can't even resist his own wife. 2257 01:46:20,034 --> 01:46:22,448 I guess it's my turn to say I'm sorry. 2258 01:46:22,517 --> 01:46:24,793 Thanks so much for the use of the tub. 2259 01:46:24,862 --> 01:46:27,000 Not to mention -- 2260 01:46:27,068 --> 01:46:29,482 no, no, please. Don't mention it. Bye. 2261 01:46:29,551 --> 01:46:32,206 Dorothy. 2262 01:46:32,275 --> 01:46:34,000 Ellen? 2263 01:46:42,310 --> 01:46:44,793 John? 2264 01:46:44,862 --> 01:46:47,034 We've had some wonderful times together, 2265 01:46:47,103 --> 01:46:49,103 and I want to thank you. 2266 01:46:49,172 --> 01:46:53,482 My pleasure. 2267 01:46:55,275 --> 01:46:56,862 Dorothy! 2268 01:46:56,931 --> 01:47:00,758 Dorothy, you can't just run off like that! 2269 01:47:00,827 --> 01:47:02,862 John, you're devastatingly attractive, 2270 01:47:02,931 --> 01:47:04,896 and you could charm a snake, 2271 01:47:04,965 --> 01:47:08,551 but I'm afraid you're very poor husband material. 2272 01:47:08,620 --> 01:47:11,379 At least have dinner with me sometime. 2273 01:47:11,448 --> 01:47:13,517 It's a delicious idea. Why not? 2274 01:47:13,586 --> 01:47:15,034 When I'm in town, 2275 01:47:15,103 --> 01:47:19,137 and you're feeling like fun,call me... 2276 01:47:20,862 --> 01:47:22,758 Any Wednesday. 2277 01:47:31,827 --> 01:47:34,206 I'd like to leave a message for Mr. Henderson. 2278 01:47:34,275 --> 01:47:36,379 Cass Henderson. 2279 01:47:36,448 --> 01:47:40,206 Just tell him I don't need balloons anymore. 2280 01:47:40,275 --> 01:47:42,793 Balloons. 2281 01:47:42,862 --> 01:47:44,655 You want balloons? 2282 01:47:44,724 --> 01:47:47,482 Thought I gave up, did you? 2283 01:47:47,551 --> 01:47:49,620 I never give up. 2284 01:47:54,103 --> 01:47:56,862 Here -- balloons. 2285 01:48:20,275 --> 01:48:23,689 ♪ One more letter 2286 01:48:23,758 --> 01:48:27,034 ♪ makes it better 2287 01:48:27,103 --> 01:48:30,206 ♪ tack a "d" upon the "we" 2288 01:48:30,275 --> 01:48:34,206 ♪ and you get wed 2289 01:48:34,275 --> 01:48:37,689 ♪ that spells heaven 2290 01:48:37,758 --> 01:48:41,793 ♪ how does it sound to you? 2291 01:48:44,103 --> 01:48:47,206 ♪ Pick your Wednesday 2292 01:48:47,275 --> 01:48:53,034 ♪ any Wednesday will do 2293 01:48:53,103 --> 01:48:57,034 ♪ pick your Wednesday 2294 01:48:57,103 --> 01:49:00,862 ♪ any Wednesday 2295 01:49:00,931 --> 01:49:04,379 ♪ will do 2296 01:49:04,448 --> 01:49:08,206 ♪ will do 2297 01:49:08,275 --> 01:49:12,620 ♪ will do